one of the ten times i almost had a heart attack...

[jaywalkin]

lady: umm, what's your name?
me: lauren
what's your address?
10324 Oakhill Road
and the zip code?
48442
and the second part
oh i don't know that, we don't use that part
umm i can't let you in with this
guy takes ID: what's your last name
longbucco
how do you spell that
l-o-n-g-b-u-c-c-o
she got that pretty quick... what's your birthday
march 29th
lady: what year?
86
lady:it's up to you
guy: i dunno
me: thanks (grab's ID and shuffles inside)

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