A rant: In no way to be considered an Essay

[jaysummers]

Before you read what I'm about to read, please take note of the following link:

A Rapist's View of the World: Joss Whedon and Firefly.The following author is kind enough to articulate this as a rant, so I am doing the same. I will not cite my opinions as well-researched or as particularly poignant. This is not an essay and should not be

Comments

[katsudon]

When I told Mike he was a rapist, he just gave me a creepy smile. Should I be worried?

[katsudon]

HELP, HELP, I'M BEING REPRESSED!

[jaysummers]

*REPRESSES YOU*

[katsudon]

YOUR PENIS IS REPRESSING ME ACROSS THE INTERNET.

[jaysummers]

IT IS A MIGHTY PENIS IN ITS REPRESSINGNESS! GRR! I AM A REPRESSOR!

[katsudon]

EVEN MY CAT IS REPRESSING ME AND HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TESTICLES ANY MORE. NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[jaysummers]

It's not the testicles! it's the PENIS!

[jaysummers]

That's right! Now get in the kitchen and make me a sammich!

So...when I say 'sir' to other men, am I being repressed?

[katsudon]

They have symbolically emasculated you, thus making you a powerless woman. Because only repressed women say sir.

[jaysummers]

So the military is actually made out of emasculated men?

No wonder they fire the big guns....

[katsudon]

I'm sorry. It won't happen again.

[katsudon]

OH NOES. NOT THE DISAPPROVAL!!!!!!1111one