maren mars: i'll be back!
maren mars: talk shit about me while i'm gone
Daniel Richard L: maren is a ho
Briledden3: maren is sex
mailboxing09: maren is a slut
mailboxing09: kilgore said her butt was loose
seasick03: no that was me
crizacked34: i talk shit on maren when she's here, so i'll just say nice things about her instead
Daniel Richard L: kilgore says she tastes like jock strap
Lloyd 2D o P e: haha
crizacked34: maren probably smells like sugar.
seasick03: her vagina tastes like butterscotch
Briledden3: so...like nothing?
choirboyofdoom: her vagina smells like apples
itsaballroombltz: this convo=hot
crizacked34: if you poke maren, does she bleed perfume?
Lloyd 2D o P e: like apples?
choirboyofdoom: yes
crizacked34: maren never farts.
seasick03: or poops
mailboxing09: i cant talk, i have jessicas boob in my mouth
Briledden3: maren poops flowers
choirboyofdoom: no girls do
itsaballroombltz: oh man
choirboyofdoom: HAHAHA
Lloyd 2D o P e: ahha
seasick03: except jessica simpson
choirboyofdoom: jessica told me she has big boobs
crizacked34: i once asked maren to help me change my tire, and she lifted it herself and carved me a wheel out of pine wood
seasick03: she makes smelly shits
Briledden3: jessica simpson is my best friend
Lloyd 2D o P e: Man, I was watching Newlyweeds..
Lloyd 2D o P e: And Jessica Simpson thought Buffalo Wings were made from Buffalos
Lloyd 2D o P e: When her husband kills her.. I claim the body
choirboyofdoom: hahaha
itsaballroombltz: oh man
ForkedTongued has entered the room.
mailboxing09: oh hi Lurkiferous
ForkedTongued: Evening Box.
Daniel Richard L: mmm I wish I had some evening box
seasick03: me too
ForkedTongued: That's the only thing I'm going to say for the next twenty minutes.
ForkedTongued: Wait... damn.
maren mars: hi luciferous
maren mars: i love you
Briledden3: maren, we talked about you...a lot
crizacked34: oh man, i'm so excited. i get my vagina installed tommorow!
choirboyofdoom: HAHA
maren mars: thanks everyone!
ForkedTongued: Shucks. Hi Maren.
Lloyd 2D o P e: hahaha
seasick03: maren hasnt greeted me...even after I said her vagina tasted like butterscotch!
crizacked34: maybe she doesn't give a fuck about you and stop whining
crizacked34: i just had my vagina installed
crizacked34: first period
seasick03: hey fuck you hillbilly!
itsaballroombltz: can i touch your new vagina?
crizacked34: good one.
crizacked34: i haven't taken the sytrofoam and plastic off of it yet
crizacked34: give me another hour
crizacked34: i'm reading hte manual
maren mars: i'll touch it
seasick03: this is going downhill
crizacked34: DON'T TOUCH IT YET
crizacked34: i don't know what this thing is capable of
Lloyd 2D o P e: CALM IT JUFFALOS!