Montana Thus Far
On the way to the airport, I chatted with Barb and felt fine. Then I started freaking out and smoked about 5 cigarettes in an hour; also I had a fucking 5 dollar beer. Had problems with my shampoo and other gels of choice so it's a good thing I arrived 2 hours early. I ended up just giving away the expensive shampoo to the woman working at the gift shop. She's prolly just as poor as me and shouldn't be spening fifteen dollars on shampoo either.
Anyhow, so I flew into Minneanapolis and smoked some more, and also ate some food. Paid a bundle in phone minutes to ring Corey and he's like, "MMdmskdla watching Saved with the Ugly One or So and So" or something. People need to appriciate that airport callz be expensive.
So onward to my Montana doings. I've shopped some with my aunt, went hiking on the face of Blue Mountain, and ... oh yes, developed both teh flu and the most agressive case of oral herpes/ canker sores/ tongue inflection I have ever known or seen. It looks fine, feels like eating glass when I try to consume anything that isn't mush-based. I'm still going to Thanksgiving at Aunt Mo's friend's, but I'm not impressing a damn fool there.
And there's a guy I'm interested in back home, but I doubt he sees me as dateable. And there's a married guy, but he's bonkers and for once I know I can't touch that shit. And since his bonker-ed-ness is similar to my own, maybe that's why I won't be dated. Is that circular logic or just stupidity?
On another note:
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In January I bought porn for conspyre (-10 points). In November I gave gawthspork a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Tuesday I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Sunday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-704 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
jaynecamp
Anyhow, so I flew into Minneanapolis and smoked some more, and also ate some food. Paid a bundle in phone minutes to ring Corey and he's like, "MMdmskdla watching Saved with the Ugly One or So and So" or something. People need to appriciate that airport callz be expensive.
So onward to my Montana doings. I've shopped some with my aunt, went hiking on the face of Blue Mountain, and ... oh yes, developed both teh flu and the most agressive case of oral herpes/ canker sores/ tongue inflection I have ever known or seen. It looks fine, feels like eating glass when I try to consume anything that isn't mush-based. I'm still going to Thanksgiving at Aunt Mo's friend's, but I'm not impressing a damn fool there.
And there's a guy I'm interested in back home, but I doubt he sees me as dateable. And there's a married guy, but he's bonkers and for once I know I can't touch that shit. And since his bonker-ed-ness is similar to my own, maybe that's why I won't be dated. Is that circular logic or just stupidity?
On another note:
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In January I bought porn for conspyre (-10 points). In November I gave gawthspork a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Tuesday I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Sunday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-704 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
jaynecamp