Late Tuesday night

[jayne_serenity]

*stumbles in and heads right for Sheldons room*

I got the information you wanted dude, but Im doubling my price... you have *no* idea what I had to go through to get it...
*makes a face*

and Im not supposed to be drinkin, and Coriellian beer kicks like a mule, and tastes like shit.

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[sheldonjsands]

No, I have no idea... but I would like some hint? *grins evilly*

And what's a price, really, when we can have all the money we want?

Tell me what you saw.

[jayne_serenity]

gorram guh wy shin kissed me.. was all freakin over me... sly basterd.. *spits*

and I saw it, it was in the hold, on top of some crates... It'll be easy to grab.

[sheldonjsands]

*shouts the next bit, loud enough for the roomies to hear*

Jayne, you gave Solo a blowjob??!!

*dissolves into laughter, thinking explaining that will be the funniest thing ever*

[jayne_serenity]

*jaw slowly drops*
*sputters*
*punches him, hard, in the jaw*

[sheldonjsands]

*hits the ground from that, but is still amazingly laughing*

No... sense... of fucking humor.

[jayne_serenity]

gorram basterd...
*makes a move to kick him, then pulls back*
ya gonna pay me?

[sheldonjsands]

Yes, yes... I'll pay you.

But you can't kill me first.

[jayne_serenity]

*kicks him anyways, although not hard at all*

wouldnt be caught dead with another mans dick in my mouth...
ya need yer head examined, Mook... *smirks*

[sheldonjsands]

Yes, but another man can have yours in his... and that doesn't make you gay.

Nope. No way, no how. *smirks* *starts getting up*

[jayne_serenity]

thats what I thought... *nods*
*doesnt think twice, not clueing in to Sheldons sarcasm*

[sheldonjsands]

Why don't you sleep with him, Jayne? He'll never suspect you when we take it.

[jayne_serenity]

*looks completeatly struck dumb*
you...
*long confused pause*
WHAT?

[sheldonjsands]

*smiles* Come on now, Jayne, *think*. Make buddy-buddy with him at the very least. You can do this. Think of all the money.

You've already fucked Bagoas, what's so much different?

*thinks for a bit*

How much money would you do it for?

[jayne_serenity]

three more breifcases.
*spoken without hesitation*

[sheldonjsands]

Thirty thousand, then. I can give you seven now. The rest upon completion.

[jayne_serenity]

that'll do.
*looks down at the floor*
still dont like the slimy basterd.