Kicking dicks and taking names

Jan 04, 2009 16:18

Lets see how I did, from January 6th, 2008:

go to the lakes and the pennines and climb some hills - failed
get a distincition in the BArch diploma - FUCKING WON THAT BITCH, DIS-TINC-TION 
get a job in a decent architects practice - I now help design swish modern architecture and get paid sexy money for it
visit at least one foreign country - Barcelona
read the entire akira manga - Was very good, I liked the bit when he fucked that girl and made her head explode.
read the entire berserk manga - Failed
learn to cook proper dishes, not just heating stuff up - Won: I have a mother for that.
get into xbox live - COD4, halo3, pgr4 - Justified fail, as xbox live is shit, I'd rather play with myself fnar fnar
maybe buy a proper mountain bike and get back into that, - I love my F5, it is the SHEEEEEET
go to the dentist for a checkup - Fail
go to more pubs - Won, Stourbridge pubs have the best dogs

Well, from that review I clearly kicked the dick right off 2008.  After that stunning performance of dicking kicking, I am a bit overwhelmed by pressures to take 2009s dick off. BUt I shall not shy away from the matter! I will spot the dick, line it up, take aim, and run the fuck at it swinging with all I have.




For the glory of  2009 then:

Go to the fucking dentist.
Buy a suit, maybe
Take delight in painting space marines on sunday afternoons post biking
Take Oakes biking out over Clent lots & go on biking trips with Oakes
Visit 2 foreign countries
Sign up at univeristy for  RIBA part III
Learn AuroCAD Architecture or Rhino
Upgrade the Cannondale - new pedals, fork,
Get my own flat
Stop being a pussy and man the fuck up
Waste less time lying in the couch drinking beer, half watching freeview shit and pissing about the the iphone
Get all buffed up like Vin Diesel or Kate Winslet (Its apparently Kate's year so says the Sunday Times Magazine)
Go rock climbing at the crystal leisure centre
Go snowboarding at Tamworth
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