And the Darwin Award goes to the guy in the orange jumpsuit...
So I'm currently rewatching ST:TOS's "A Devil in the Dark" (it's been years since I saw it last) because I made a reference to the Horta in my last fic and a response to it (blows kisses to spomarani) got me thinking "You know, that episode needs a coda SO HARD (spoiler alert... a smutty one ;)). I mean, the slash practically speaks for itself. You don't even need goggles. Or eyesight, really. Anyhoo, so I'm about ten minutes in and the guy in the orange jumpsuit goes towards the strange noises emanating from the tunnels, after its already been reported that 50 people have died due to globby monster (who happens to be entirely immune to laser blasts).
So. That's smart.
Pardon me for a second, I just need to get this off my chest... NO JOB IS WORTH DYING FOR BY SILICON GLOBBY MONSTER!
Kay, back to watching now...
Edit: Awwww...
What Kirk said: "Mr. Spock, I want you to assist Scotty with the pump thing-a-ma-bob."
What he meant: "Lover, I don't want you anywhere near Glopus Killacus."
Or, rather...
"I'm expendable, you're not"
(I swear Kirk looks like he's getting turned on when Spock starts quoting the odds of them both getting killed by Glopus Killacus).
Edit 2: "Jim! Jim!" *utterly panicked expression*
Well, someone, not mentioning any names, but his name starts with "S" and ends with "pock", is emotionally compromised at the thought of the Captain being in danger. Just saying...
Edit 3: "Kill it, Captain! Quickly!"
I LOVE THIS SCENE WITH A PASSION.
Okay, okay, I'll stop with the running commentary now.
BTW: There may or may not have been some wine involved with the making of this post.
So. That's smart.
Pardon me for a second, I just need to get this off my chest... NO JOB IS WORTH DYING FOR BY SILICON GLOBBY MONSTER!
Kay, back to watching now...
Edit: Awwww...
What Kirk said: "Mr. Spock, I want you to assist Scotty with the pump thing-a-ma-bob."
What he meant: "Lover, I don't want you anywhere near Glopus Killacus."
Or, rather...
"I'm expendable, you're not"
(I swear Kirk looks like he's getting turned on when Spock starts quoting the odds of them both getting killed by Glopus Killacus).
Edit 2: "Jim! Jim!" *utterly panicked expression*
Well, someone, not mentioning any names, but his name starts with "S" and ends with "pock", is emotionally compromised at the thought of the Captain being in danger. Just saying...
Edit 3: "Kill it, Captain! Quickly!"
I LOVE THIS SCENE WITH A PASSION.
Okay, okay, I'll stop with the running commentary now.
BTW: There may or may not have been some wine involved with the making of this post.