BIG ANNOUNCEMENT

[jaykayrowling]

ATTENTION CITIZENS OF BRAWL. I, JAYKAY ROWLING, HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE.

MY CABANA BOY (SIRIUS BLACK) IS LEAVING TOWN FOR HOLIDAY AND I WILL NEED A TEMPORARY MANSERVANT TO DO MY BIDDING.

BUT THAT'S NOT THE BIG ANNOUNCEMENT.

I AM ENGAGED TO KUBO TITE.HE PROPOSED TO ME EARLIER ON A MEME HOSTED IN SHISHIDO'S ELJAY

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[bragginghor]

CONGRATULATIONS JK ROWLING-SAN!!!

[jaykayrowling]

THANK YOU, HORIO-KUN.

I'D RATHER HERMIONE BE WITH RON WEASLEY, BUT KONOMI IS MY BFF, SO I GUESS I APPROVE OF THE TWO OF YOU.

[bragginghor]

I AM GLAD YOU APPROVE!!! YOU SHOULD PUT ME IN THE SEVENTH BOOK IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY!!! SINCE I'M DATING HERMY-HONEY AND EVERYTHING!!!

[jaykayrowling]

THE SEVENTH BOOK HAS ALREADY BEEN PRINTED. I AM AFRAID IT IS TOO LATE TO ADD YOU IN.

[bragginghor]

MAYBE YOU SHOULD WRITE BOOK EIGHT ABOUT ME AND HERMY-HONEY'S ADVENTURES!!!!

[jaykayrowling]

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYBE. IF I WRITE A BOOK EIGHT....

[bragginghor]

IT WOULD BE THE BEST BOOK YET!!!!

[jaykayrowling]

OF COURSE IT WOULD! BOOK SEVEN IS THE BEST BOOK I'VE WRITTEN. SO OBVIOUSLY THE NEXT ONE WILL BE EVEN BETTER AS I CONTINUE TO IMPROVE.

[bragginghor]

NO!!! IT WOULD BE THE BEST ONE BECAUSE I AM IN IT!!!

[jaykayrowling]

THAT WAS SO MUCH A GIVEN IT WASN'T EVEN WORTH MENTIONING, HORIO-KUN.

[bragginghor]

I LIKE YOU JK ROWLING-SAN!!! WE SHOULD HAVE TEA SOME TIME!!!

[jaykayrowling]

OF COURSE! I'LL HAVE TO CHECK MY PDA TO SEE WHEN I'VE A FREE MOMENT. THE LIFE OF A MILLIONAIRE BRIDE-TO-BE-AFTER-SHE-BECOMES-A-DIVORCEE IS A VERY BUSY ONE. ESPECIALLY WITH PREMIERES TO ATTEND.

[bragginghor]

ME AND HERMY-HONEY COULD ATTEND THE PREMIERES FOR YOU!!! WE'RE THE ONES WHO DEFEATED VOLDEMORT AFTER ALL!!!

[jaykayrowling]

HARRY DEFEATED VOLDEMORT. AND YOU CANNOT ATTEND THE PREMIERES IN MY PLACE. I HAVE TOO MANY ADORING FANS THAT WOULD BE DISAPPOINTED IF I WEREN'T THERE.

[bragginghor]

WE DEFEATED VOLDEMORT FIRST!!!

[jaykayrowling]

YOU DID NOT.