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jaykayrowling

BACK IN ACTION

May 03, 2007 23:03

CITIZENS OF BRAWL! I AM BACK. THE VIRGIN MARY AND I TOOK A LOVELY VACATION TOGETHER IN THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE AND WE HAVE JUST RETURNED. WE KNOW YOU MISSED US!

NOW, WHO IS EXCITED ABOUT MY UPCOMING BOOK HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS? I KNOW YOU ALL ARE!

SPEAKING OF EXCITING THINGS, LOOK WHAT I FOUND? ISN'T THAT THE MOST ADORABLE PIECE OF ( Read more... )

soon, wotcher wolvie otp!, deathly hallows coming to a bookseller, biggest bnf evar, back from vacay

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chocolatehelps May 4 2007, 12:02:39 UTC

....Er.

jaykayrowling May 6 2007, 18:39:04 UTC

HI REMUS! LOVELY WEATHER TODAY, NO?

chocolatehelps May 7 2007, 01:49:02 UTC

No.

slobberymongrel May 6 2007, 20:49:07 UTC

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slobberymongrel May 6 2007, 23:45:44 UTC

..I think you're going to be in the doghouse for a very, very long time for that little escapade. No pun intended.

jaykayrowling May 6 2007, 23:47:12 UTC

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I LOVE YOUR SENSE OF HUMOUR. I AM SO GREAT FOR GIVING IT TO YOU.

slobberymongrel May 7 2007, 00:06:33 UTC

It is a rather brilliant one, isnt it? I guess I sort of am your best character all around, and all.

jaykayrowling May 7 2007, 00:09:25 UTC

POSSIBLY. THE BEST DEAD ONE, AT LEAST.

slobberymongrel May 7 2007, 00:11:01 UTC

HAH!! TAKE THAT, DIGGORY!!

jaykayrowling May 7 2007, 00:18:49 UTC

OI, I FORGOT ABOUT HIM. BUT YOU'RE STILL MY NUMBER ONE DEAD GUY.

slobberymongrel May 7 2007, 00:26:26 UTC

Thats because no one really gives a toss about Hufflepuffs.

So how's Harry going to off the Noseless Wonder? I suggest Extreme Swirlies as cause of death.

jaykayrowling May 7 2007, 00:33:59 UTC

CHO CHANG DOES, BUT SHE'S A HOSEPIPE THAT BARELY QUALIFIES AS HUMAN, SO IT DOESN'T COUNT.

THAT'S HOW HE SHOWERS.

slobberymongrel May 7 2007, 00:41:02 UTC

I thought Ching Chun was dead?

I am not the least bit surprised. Please dont tell me what he does with the urinal pucks.

jaykayrowling May 7 2007, 00:49:32 UTC

SHE'S THE EMO ENCHANTRESS FROM THE EAST, NOT THE WICKED WITCH FROM THE WEST. SHE'S STILL ALIVE. UNFORTUNATELY.

WAX ON. WAX OFF. WAX ON. WAX OFF.

slobberymongrel May 7 2007, 00:55:11 UTC

What, honestly? How strange. I think you should edit Lucy Lu or whatever the fuck it is out. Her and that Hagrid chap. I have a feeling he does more than just wrangle magical creatures from the forest. Ive heard things, you know.

I think I just vomited in my mouth, a bit. Yes. Yes I did.

jaykayrowling May 7 2007, 01:10:29 UTC

KELLY HU, ACTUALLY. LUCY IS FAR TO OLD AND NOT NEARLY EMO ENOUGH. OF COURSE HE DOES.

I HAVE SOME SCOPE YOU CAN BORROW.

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