BE PREPARED, FOR A LONG ASS SURVEY
The Basics
What's your full name? James William Radeke
List 3 of your common nicknames: Jaygo, Jeffy, Shithead
How old are you? 15
If you go to school, what grade are you in? 10th
What grade should you be in? 10th
In what country do you live? USA
What state? Ohio
City? Hamersville
Hometown: Cincinnati
What time is it? 7:53am
Height? 5' 10"
Weight? 235lbs.
Piercings: No
Tattoos: No
What color are your eyes? Green/grey
What's your natural hair color? Dark brown
What color is it now? Blue/Black
Do you wear contacts? Nope
Glasses? Yup
How many siblings do you have? 1
What are their names? Kristy
How old? She'll be 18 in 8 days
List your friends: Mickey, Ally, Kate, Kristy, Chris, Renny, Muriel, Amber, Doug, Justine, Sarah, Jenna, Jenny, Kayla, Natalie, Morgan, Bill, Sean
Friends
List your closest friends: Mickey, Ally, Kate, Kristy, Chris, Renny, Muriel, Amber, Kayla
Who's your second family: None, theyre all my first.
Who's house were you at last? Mickey's
Who's arms do you feel safe in? Um, I dont get in peoples arms lol
Who's your shyest friend? Renny
Most compassionate: Kayla
Most attractive? Kayla
Newest: Renny
Who have you known the longest?: Kristy
Funniest? Chris or Mickey
Easiest to talk to? Kristy
One you talk to online the most: Muriel
Have you ever thought of having sex with one of your friends? Um, Kayla, yea lol
Best singer: Kristy
Most out-going? Kristy or Chris
Most trustworthy: Mickey
Angriest/most confrontational? Mickey
One you wouldn't want to piss off? Kayla or Mickey
One you know you could beat up? Renny, lol, sorry man...
One you know that could beat you up? Never seen him fight, but have a feelin that Mickey could kick my ass lol, he never would tho
One you've had the most problems with? Kate
Gayest? Chris
Straightest? Renny
Most homophobic? Renny
Most non-homophobic? Mickey or Kristy
Craziest? Kayla or Kristy
One with the car? Mickey
One who sent this to you? I MADE THIS!
One you owe the most money to? Mickey
Do your friends know you? Yea
Who was the last person that...
You wanted to kill: Brandon Steuer
You laughed at: Dunno
That laughed at you: Dunno
That turned you on: Kayla
You went shopping with: Kristy
That broke your heart: Um...no comment
Disappointed you: Myself
Asked you out: Dunno
Made you cry: Dunno
Brigtened up your day: Kayla
You thought about: Kayla
You saw a movie with: Mickey, Ally, Kate, Amber, Chris, and Kristy
At this moment...
What are you wearing? Shorts and a shirt
What are you worried about? Kayla
Whats on your mousepad? National Guard info
Are you bored? Yea
Tired? No
Talking to anyone online? Yup, Muriel
On the phone? No
Listening to music? No
Relationships
How many girlfriends/boyfriends have you had? Dont feel like counting
How many were serious relationships? 4
How old were you when you had your first gf/bf? Lol, 5.
Do you have a gf/bf currently? Yeah, I dont care what anyone says, I count long distance, so FUCK OFF!
Their name? Kayla
Their age? 14, almost 15
How much do you like him/her? More than I've ever liked anyone
How far have you gone with a guy/girl (i.e. kiss, makeout, sex etc.)? No comment
Turn-ons? Kissing on the neck, biting
Turn-offs? Fuckin scat, omg
Are you usually the one to end the realtionship? No
How do you do usually do it?
Favorites
Color: Black
Name for a girl: Leah
Name for a boy: Aiden
Alcoholic Drink: Chardonnay, Mike's Hard Lemonade, or Miller Lite
Non-alcoholic drink: FAYGO!!!! OMG! FAYGO!!!!
Food(s): CHAICKEN!!!!!!!!!
Type of candy: Hershey's chocolate with almonds!Thing to do on the weekend: Hang out with friends, typical enough for ya?
Friend to call: Kayla or Chris
Friend to talk to online: Kayla, Kate, or Jenny
Subject in school: Spanish
Type of music: Psychopathic Rap or Rock
Band/Artist: Cant pick one...faves are ICP, Twiztid, KoRn, Linkin Park, Disturbed
TV Show of all time: Family Guy!
Movie of all time: Office Space!
Current fave cd: Cold- Year of the Spider
Current fave song: I dont even know dude
Current fave movie: DODGEBALL!
Current fave TV show: Still Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Home Movies have been rockin my socks lately tho
Season: Winter
Day of the week: Friday
Actor: Adam Sandler
Actress: I dunno
Porn star: Tila Nguyen
Video game: Any Madden NFL game...or any GTA
Brand of clothing: Anything that wont cost me over $10
Hangout spot: Newport on the Levee
Make/model of car: 1967 Chevrolet Corvette Stingray! OMG!
Book: "Fahrenheit 451" or "The Giver"
Magazine: MAXIM
Poster in your room: The Psychopathic Records one
Thing to do online: Talk to people
Object in your room: Mr. Corder's chair!
Mall to get kicked out of: Kenwood
Place to scream: My head
Part of your body: My back, I dont have to see it alot and I dont like my body, so I WIN!
Part of someone elses body: Ha, no comment
Memory: Hmm...I dunno if its my favorite, but I liked the wagon racing at Ally's
Channel on TV: Comedy Central or Fuse
Radio Station: 97.3 Channel Z
Coin: Quarter!
Dollar bill: Any
President of USA: I really dont give a fuck
Time of day: Night
Place to sleep: My bed, its so fuckin comfortable
Letter of the alphabet: 3
Quote: "Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer"- Sun Tzu
Nickname of yours: Jaygo
Nickname of someone elses: Frum Frum
Question from the favorites section: The Car one
What time is it now? 8:11am
I...
I am not: satisfied
I love: alot of things
I hate: alot of things
I fear: being alone
I hope: to be satisfied with my life at some point
I hear: a fan
I crave: civilization
I regret: alot of things
I cry: when im truly hurt
I care: too much
I always: fuck up
I believe: in happiness
I feel alone: all the time
I listen: to everyone
I hide: nothing
I drive: to escape
I sing: all the time
I dance: I don't
I write: all the time
I play: stuffs
I miss: happiness
I search: for myself
I learn: the hard way
I feel: too much at one time
I know: too much
I say: whatever i feel
I succeed: not too often
I dream: about what i cant have
I wonder: too much
I want: everything I want
I have: too much on my mind
I give: too much
I fell: too hard and too fast
I fight: with myself
I need: satisfaction
Which do you prefer?
Eminem or ICP: ICP
Jay-Z or Nas: Jay-Z
John Kerry or George Bush: We're fucked either way
Spider-Man or Batman: Batman
Family Guy or The Simpsons: Family Guy
Peanut Butter or Jelly: Jelly
Tom or Jerry: Tom
Rap or Rock: Cant choose
Kurt Cobain or Courtney Love: Kurt Cobain!
Nike or Reebok: Fuck em
Goth or Prep: Goth
Vans or Chucks: Vans, my feet are too fat for chucks
Beastie Boys or Beatles: Fuck em
Comedy or Horror: Comedy
ABK or Mars: ABK
Dark Lotus or Psychopathic Rydas: Dark Lotus
Nsync or Backstreet Boys: Fuck em
Yes...I must ask.....Britney or Christina: Fuck em
Clothes or none: None
Sex or masturbation: Masturbation, your hand wont break up with you afterwards! LOL!
Running or Walking: Fuck that!
Being awake or sleeping: Sleeping
Answering a very long survey or not: Answering the long one
Radio or CD: CD
Buying a CD or Illegally Burning one: Burning
Electric or Acoustic: Electric
Metallica before St. Anger or Metallica after: Before
Short surveys or long, time consuming-ones: Long
The person who sent this to you or your mother: Your mother
Punk'D or JKX: JKX, sorry Ashton
Johnny Knoxville or Steve-O: Knoxville
Bam Margera or Ryan Dunn: Bam
Phil or April: Phil
NBC or ABC: NBC
Sex with men or sex with women: Women
Cotton Candy or Popsicles: COTTON CANDY!
Apples or Bananas: Fuck em
Fruits or Vegetables: Fuck em
Being Cold or Hot: Cold
Ford or Chevy: Chevy
Last...
Movie you rented: Dunno
Person you hugged: Kate or Amber
Person you kissed: Dunno
Feeling you felt: Alone
Person you talked to on the phone: Chris
Person you IM'd: Muriel
Person you said "I love you" to: Kayla
Thing you ate: Chicken
Thing you bought: A t-shirt for Kristy
Thing you wanted to buy: ABK's new CD
Do you...
Smoke: No
Do drugs: No
Read the newspaper: No
Pray: No
Go to church: No
Talk to stangers that IM you: Yes
Sleep with stuffed animals: No
Take walks in the rain: OMG YES!
Talk to people even though you hate them: Sometimes
Like to drive fast: Yes
Have you ever...
Liked your voice: Yes, when I sing "Lonely World" by Limp Bizkit
Hurt yourself: Yes
Been out of the country: No
Eaten somethin that made other people sick? Dont think so...
Been in love: Yes
Done drugs: No comment
Gone skinny dipping: I've gone fat dipping lol
Had a medical emergency: Yea
Had surgery: No
Ran away from home: Sorta
Played strip poker: Yes
Been beat up: Yea
Beaten someone up: Yea
Been picked on: Yea
Been on stage: Yea
Slept outdoors: Yea
Pulled an all-nighter: Yea
If yes, what's your record: I kinda pulled an all-weeker once, lol
Thought about suicide: Yea, many a time
Gone one day without food: Yup, believe it or not :-P
Talked on the phone all night: All the time lol
Slept with the opposite sex without having sex with them: Yea
Slept all day: Yea
Killed someone: Not physically...
Made out with a stranger: Yea
Had sex with a stranger: No comment
Thought you're going crazy: I am
Kissed the opposite sex: Yes
Done anything sexual with the opposite sex: Yea
Been betrayed: Yes
Had a dream that came true: Yea
Broken the law: Yea
Met a famous person: Yea
Ever killed an animal on accident: Yea
On purpose: No
Told a secret you swore you wouldnt tell: No
Stolen anything: Yea
Been on radio/TV: Both
Been in a mosh pit: Yea
Had a nervous breakdown: Yea
Bungee jumped: No
Had a dream that keeps coming back: Yes
Beliefs
Belief in life on other planets: Yea
Miracles?: No
Astrology?: No
Magic?: Yes
God?: Not the christian one
Satan?: No
Santa?: No
Ghosts?: Yes
Love?: Yes
Luck?: Yes
Love at first sight?: No
Yin and Yang? (good can exist w/o bad): Yes
Easter bunny?: Yes
Believe there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?: I hope theres one at the end of my rainbow
Theological thoughts
Do you believe in the Heaven and Hell in the Christian Bible?: No
Where do you think we go when we die?: Shangri-La
Loveline
What do you look for in a girl/guy? A non-judgmental chick, someone who understands me, and is as weird as me, if not weirder. Open-minded, funny, and someone I can talk to at 5am about Winnie the Pooh.
Have you found the perfect girl/guy yet? Yup
If so, who are they? Kayla
How do you show your love? I dunno.
What's the #1 reason a relationship ends for you? They get tired of me
How long do your relationships usually last? Few months
How long was your longest? 1 year, 2 months
How short was your shortest? 3 seconds
Have you ever loved someone so much it makes you cry? Probly
Ever been in a long distance relationship? Kinda doin that right now
All about your current gf/bf
What's your bf/gf's name: Kayla
What do you like most about them? EVERYTHING
Do your best to name an inside joke you have without revealing it. SQUANKEE!
How long have you been going out? Almost 5 months
What's your song? (Every couple has a song, come on!) "I'll Be" by Edwin McCain
Favorite memory with them: 5am Pooh Conversations!
On a daily basis, how many times do you both say "I love you"? Not sure, but alot.
How and when did you meet them: Online, year ago
If anyone did, who hooked you up with them:
Miscellaneous Crap
What time is it now? 8:18am
Have you seen Jackass: The Movie? Watchin it right now
Ever been to Japan? Nope
Are you sick of this survey yet? Nope
What time is it now? 8:18am
Are you on the phone? No, I was about 2 hours ago
With who? Kayla
Talking to anyone online? No
Who?
What thought just crossed your mind? I would love to be there when that happened!
What do these words mean to you? "He's got my nipple dude, he's got my fucking nipple!": It reminds me of Mickey lmao
Ok, so say you were on some deserted place or whatever with three of your closest friends...what would you do with each friend? (Use names) Make Chris the base, Mickey and Kristy would be the wings, and we'd fly to safety!
What's the worst thing to say at a funeral? MAZELTOV!
Worst song in the world? That one that goes "This love has...blah blah blah" I dunno, its really annoying
Most annoying person in the world? That fuckin chick that stalked me
Most beautiful person in the world? Kayla
Hottest guy you personally know: I dont personally know many hott guys
Hottest girl you personally know: *Cough* Sarah *Cough*
Don't you find Bam Margera hilarious? OMG YES!
Was the creator of this survey watching Jackass while making this? YES! YES I AM!
What do you think about the creator of this survey? HE FUCKIN ROX!
What does the name Anita Bath mean to you? I kinda do...
What about Erin Klotz? Ughh hate that bitch
What's the most disappointing thing about life? Sometimes just waking up....but other than that....MOSQUITO BITES!
What's your worst fear? Being alone
Who knows something about you that no one else does? Kristy
What does 187 mean to you? Good movie, KILL TEACHERS! LMAO
Who knows a deep secret of yours? Mickey & Kate
Donde esta la biblioteca, pedro? LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ever worked at a carnival? Yup
What job? Ring toss, dunking tank
Would you take a shit in a toilet in the hardware store? Oh yea
What time is it? 8:25am
Yes!!!!!!: I agree
Describe your heaven. Lots of Faygo, the chance to come back whenever I please, and I could do whatever I wanted whenever I wanted
Describe your hell. Mosqutio bites, a slow, freezing computer, my little cousin running around showing me what he can do, and Brandon Steurs everywhere.
I'm gonna touch the butt!!!: Me too ;-)
You've got 3 wishes, go: Kayla here, Unlimited supply of Faygo, and All my friends with me
THIS IS THE LAST PART
Any comments?