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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits...
ok maybe another
When Chuck Norris donates blood, he passes on the needle and asks for a hand gun and bucket
(second to) last one
chuck norris isn’t hung like a horse, horses are hung like chuck norris
last one
chuck norris sold his soul to satan for unbeatable martial art skills, after this he kicked satan's ass and took his soul back… satan, the lover of irony, respected this so much that now they play poker every tuesday.
Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
huck Norris went back in time to stop the JFK assasination. When the trigger was pulled, all three bullets bounced off of Chuck Norris’ beard. JFK’s head exploded in sheer amazement.
ok maybe another
When Chuck Norris donates blood, he passes on the needle and asks for a hand gun and bucket
(second to) last one
chuck norris isn’t hung like a horse, horses are hung like chuck norris
last one
chuck norris sold his soul to satan for unbeatable martial art skills, after this he kicked satan's ass and took his soul back… satan, the lover of irony, respected this so much that now they play poker every tuesday.
Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
huck Norris went back in time to stop the JFK assasination. When the trigger was pulled, all three bullets bounced off of Chuck Norris’ beard. JFK’s head exploded in sheer amazement.