Sydney Crosby v/s Harry Potter

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Also Known As
The Next One, Baby Legs, Sid the Kid -- and Darryl. Yes, Darryl.
The Boy Who Lived

Game
Hockey
Quidditch

Position
Center
Seeker

Plays Games
In an igloo
At a castle

Drafted
No. 1 by the Penguins in 2005
By a hat

Stick of Choice
Sher-Wood Momentum
Firebolt -- and a wand

Sorta Looks Like


SNL's Andy Samberg
The lady from The Weakest Link

Distinguishing Characteristic
Lightning-quick shot
Lightning-shaped scar

Ill-Advised Shirtless Moment For
GQ
A horse

Rival
Alexander Ovechkin
Lord, er, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named

Feasts On
Bewildererd goalies
Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans

Manages To Make
Americans watch hockey
Americans read

Biggest Obstacle
Living up to expectations
Lord, er (I'd better watch that), He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named -- and puberty.

Very Hairy Contemporary