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You know staff duty is gonna be a good one when, first thing in the morning, an inept driver plows into a motorcycle 15 minutes after you assume duties. I had to deal with self activating arms room alarms, mysteriously vanishing buildings, jealous boyfriends of the CQ's I had to check on (they thought I was showing up to mack the womens) dumbass senior NCO's who can't tell a locked gate from an unlocked one, missing ID cards, and I found out that 2 packs of Jolt gum will wake you RIGHT THE FUCK UP.