If you were a cucumber would you pickle yourself?
So have you ever wondered what it would be like if commercials actually depicted real life? What if you were cleaning your tile floor and when you were done a large bald muscular man appeared in it and then gave you the thumbs up. And if that did happen would you even think it was clean, many bald muscular guys ive seen arent very clean usually they are kinda mean. So really all that commercial is saying is that you culd be putting yourself at risk for a so called "clean" floor if thats what you can call it. Lets keep along the lines of cleaning supplies, take scrubbing bubbles where a fleet of super aggressive scrubbers fly around your bathroom making everything glisten and shine questions arise. where do those puppies go when theyre done? Are they environmentally friendly? Has anyone looked into this? i really dont think so. The best commercials by far are really becoming the drug commercials! They have stopped trying to scare kids about doing drugs and gone with the approach of totally confusing them. The past three marijuana commercials confused the fuck out of me and i wasnt even stoned while watching them. The one where the kid wakes up in his bed and is on the phone, what the fuck is going on? The commercials are doing exactly what the drugs are doing! MAKING LIFE UTTERLY CONFUSING! Now say i do drugs (not too hard to imagine) and i am watching one of these commercials, and at the end....... im confused, that is probably not gonna make me want to quit. Actually its gonna make me think of smoking and me being confused about the previous commercial situation, i will then be inclined to think "well if im confused about this then why not blitz the fuck out of my mind trying to figure out what the past 26 seconds of my life meant."