Aug 31, 2004 13:19
Not even 1 o'clock and dunwoody has given me 1,000,000 X 10^50 reasons to want to nuke the entire north atlanta area. And its not even just the drivers, though they are a large part of it.
Drivers in Atlanta in general, and Dunwoody specifically are fucking dicks who would run over their own mothers and her wheelchair just to get across a fucking 4-way stop before you. Mostly, its just that Atlantans don't know how to dfive, but Dunwoody people are fucking dicks at the same time. Twice I almost got creamed today by someone who thought that getting to their destination faster was more important than my physical well being, and to you I say: Rot in Fucking Hell.
I slightly lesser annoyance is the general asshole attitude of people in Dunwoody, SPECIFICALLY of the perimeter shopping center on mt vernon/abernathy. Fucking security guards. A guy that works at office depot drives a Honda Nighthawk to work every day, and always parks it in the same spot, up against the building between two pillars, as out of the fucking way as you could have it. Going to office depot today to get a notebook, some security dickhead put a sign right fucking next to it that says "no parking motorcycles on the sidewalk. Because, you know in Dunwoody people go out of their fucking way to do anything, like sidestepping into gaps while they're walking. Fucking assclowns.
Somebody tell me, where can I live where people are not pricks and they know how to drive, I.E. to merge, to stop at 4-way stops and wait their turns, to turn from a left turn only lane instead of going straight across the intersection from it, cutting people off.
Better yet, where is road rage legal?
Fuck Dunwoody
Sincerely,
Tom "I fucking hate Dunwoody, Fuck it" McMahan
P.S. if you want to see what I mean, try driving through the perimeter or walmart shopping centers at around noon on a weekday.
P.P.S. I'm starting a "Fuck Dunwoody" community. Comment if you want to join. All are welcome.