I'll do as I please.
So, I was outside trying this badass new skateboard trick with mike last night. We were at nick's and it was dark but this kid on a bike, had to be about 14, was just watching us from under the street light. So I went up to Mike and I whispered, "hey, at the count of 3 we rush this kid making lots of noise." But he pussed out and wouldn't do it and the kid rode away still nosy as he was before. That would have been so funny.
Guess what? Waffle House blows and Steak 'n' Shake is tons better. However, Steak and shake is still far below sea level as far as the mountain range of good restaraunts is concerned, with waffle house being at the Challenger Deep of the Mariana's Trench and, I don't know, some restaurant I'll probably never afford or Carro de Boi being the Summit of Mt. Everest.
But I enjoyed my turkey club sandwich and root beer float. At 2 in the morning.
Also, I was not to escape work without my fair share of FUCKING STUPID customers.
Transcription as follows:
M=me
DA=DUMB ASS
M - "Sir, you can't use two coupons for the same item"
DA - "....Why not?"
M - "...Sir, you have 3 jars of baby food here. You have a coupon that says 'buy 3 get 75 cents off' and 3 coupons that say 'buy 1 get 25 cents off'. I can't use both. You can get 75 cents off all 3 or you can get 25 cents off of each one. but not both."
DA - "Why?"
/*note: this guy obviously doesn't understand english, american economics, or both, or is just fucking stupid, or all three. I vote "all three" So this goes on repetetively for a few minutes endnote*/
M: "Sir, if you still don't understand then nothing I can say will---"
DA - "I don't understand"
M: "Well thats all I can say."
There was another one, but I forgot.
Tomorrow (Or today, as it were) We are going to have tons of FUN! We're going to a haunted house SOMEWHERE. Most likely at six flags, which means I'll finally get to ride the Deja Vu. Joy. We'll probably hit netherworld sometime during the week.
Good Night
-Jayder
Guess what? Waffle House blows and Steak 'n' Shake is tons better. However, Steak and shake is still far below sea level as far as the mountain range of good restaraunts is concerned, with waffle house being at the Challenger Deep of the Mariana's Trench and, I don't know, some restaurant I'll probably never afford or Carro de Boi being the Summit of Mt. Everest.
But I enjoyed my turkey club sandwich and root beer float. At 2 in the morning.
Also, I was not to escape work without my fair share of FUCKING STUPID customers.
Transcription as follows:
M=me
DA=DUMB ASS
M - "Sir, you can't use two coupons for the same item"
DA - "....Why not?"
M - "...Sir, you have 3 jars of baby food here. You have a coupon that says 'buy 3 get 75 cents off' and 3 coupons that say 'buy 1 get 25 cents off'. I can't use both. You can get 75 cents off all 3 or you can get 25 cents off of each one. but not both."
DA - "Why?"
/*note: this guy obviously doesn't understand english, american economics, or both, or is just fucking stupid, or all three. I vote "all three" So this goes on repetetively for a few minutes endnote*/
M: "Sir, if you still don't understand then nothing I can say will---"
DA - "I don't understand"
M: "Well thats all I can say."
There was another one, but I forgot.
Tomorrow (Or today, as it were) We are going to have tons of FUN! We're going to a haunted house SOMEWHERE. Most likely at six flags, which means I'll finally get to ride the Deja Vu. Joy. We'll probably hit netherworld sometime during the week.
Good Night
-Jayder