I was flipping through my friends page and taking note of all the entries in
bellsinmyheart and just skimmed over the music selection listed on one of them and I swear to Jebus, I thought I read it as the Pogues performing "And the Band Played On" and my heart just sort of skidded and stumbled.
For the scariest three-point-nine seconds of my life I thought someone, somewhere, had copies of a Pogues/Moxy Fruvous mashup performance and I figured life as we know it had officially ended.
Man, Universe: don't do that to me.