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Jun 11, 2005 22:41

The Jason compatibility test
Take this simple test to determine our compatibility!

Q1: As I approached, I thought I recognized his…?
a) Helmet b) Voice c) Glasses d) Wine

Q2: Do you want total…?
a) War b) Peace

Q3: Where is Bin Ladin?
a) Afghanistan b) Pakistan c) The Pentagon d) California

Q4: What did the piano breathe?
a) Oxygen b) Nitrogen c) It’s loneliness

Q5: What sleeps with Ljiraq?
a) Shaleen b) Estelle c) Broken Dreams

Q6: Did Christ know he was condemned?
a) Absolutely b) He had no idea

Q7: Did the holocaust really happen?
a) Of course it did, some of my best friends are Jewish b) The so-called holocaust is nothing more than ZOG propaganda intended to sully the name of the good German people c) Did WW2 really happen?

Q8: Why was Nelson Mandela imprisoned?
a) Because he was black b) Because he advocated guerrilla warfare to overthrow a legitimately appointed government

Q9: Have you ever raped a nun?
a) No b) A nun? No, not a nun c) Absolutely

Q10: A damp towel lined with charcoal, to be applied to the:
a) Face and neck b) Chest and Stomach c) Neck and mouth d) Face and mouth

Open ended section:

Q11: But, what ends when the symbols shatter?

Q12: Intifada, your thoughts?

Q13: Tell me you filthiest thoughts about lesbian Jews
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