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[jaydar]

LET´S DATE! the perils of latin lovers:

Jayda (h5) dice:
so what are your plans for the weekend?

now!!! dice:
no

now!!! dice:
please give me one photo of you

now!!! dice:
you have plans for the weekend?

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[jaydar]

maaaannmanananmanananananan i didnt end up going to the disco friday..i thought id escaped it. BUTNO. we went last night. what. the .shit. im not kidding. it was ridonkulous. if you were there, we wouldve actually had fun. BUT it was so bumpy and grindy, i got pinned against a wall by a sweaty prepubescent tween and he proceeded to rub his crotch (sweaty, probz) on ME. i think i was molested. it was terrible. i have plenty of pictures. ugh. OH AND. before we went, i got a lesson in disco fashion from ana´s "friend", she tried to put me in tight red jeans, and called me fashionably hopeless. FUCK. EVERYONE. oh and, she FORCEFULLY tried to comb out the dreads growing in the back of my head. i actually wanted to kill someone. and la fucking ano tried to educate me on my fashion sense too. it was the most degrading moment of my life. they tried to make me wear a belllyyy shiirt wannnhhh. ana wore one! disguting. i told them i didnt want little 13 year old boys having sexual fantasies about my belly button. and they still persisted! gaasshh. it was so demeaning. i told ana she was setting back women 100 years with that shirt! i think they just thought i was super religious.
anyways, this shouldve just been an email. but...your the only one who reads my lj, so whatevrr. tatz.s,.hasta la vista.

[jasmeno]

ahahahah thats hilarious. ano, who wheres the same thing every day in canada is giving you fahionlessons. gosh jayda, your such a prude.
you should go prom dress shopiing with her. you can get one of those nice ones, like with mesh on the back and thats a belly top, with lots of sequens on the skirt. i think id go with a nice baby bluuu.
yeahmon.
supmon.

GOSH I FUCKING HATE SCHOOL.
school is ruining this trip, like at least you can go on the computer and stuff, like i only have this informatica class a few times a week and the other times i sit and stare. UHHHHHH. even if i wanted to learn i couldnt!
i wish i had SSl class.
gosh, i want to sing songs about oprah!
esstaaaa gordita y neeegrrrooooooo.
baahahah
gosh.
i honestly cant wait until easter.
it will be a blast.
tatblast.
ahahah
guess what: the name for older sister is teta, and it means tit too. HAHAHAH jelena!

mhmm. me bored.
miss dippo has a broken leg.
hhaha.
ohgosh.
it reminds me of this one time mrs sagar was sick and like wasnt there for three weeks and then all of a sudden one day she just wheeled right into class.

me call you thursday,
gosh i wish it was easter!
I HATE INSTITUTO. COLEGIO. WHATEVER i want to torch it.

[jaydar]

bahahah i think the teachers aroundf me are wondering why i´m laughing out loud about my hilarious! history homeowkr. maaaan desiderius erasus is SUCH a comedian. comico. bahahahhah i had such as ridiulous night last night. man these spaniards...straight for the throat! ill call you when i get home. maanmaaaan i feel like a pedofile these people seem so young. i should just emial you....but this seeeeems easier you know. baah i never go to school in the morning. i always "accidently" forget to set my alarm clock and i fake snore really loud until everyon leaves. this morning i found such an awesome park. im not sure if i was allowed in it, i was the only one. i think it was an imperial garden or something. ehh and i found some chiilllzz like banquo climbing trees. manmanamanana i cant wait for easter. bahahahahha ugghhh guess what.ana´s planned ANOTHER scout camping trip with me. she thinks i ENJOY them. bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh baanbanaha. every time a teacher walks by i switch the screen and look deep in thought at some texty popup ad. hahaha i keep screwing up my face to make it look like this homeowkr is hard and puzzling, and every so often im letting out a long, tired sigh. I HATE SCHOOL. I WANT SSL KARAOKE TIME. but apparently its only once or twice a week, im starting to like this buffet style school system ive developed though. gah i just went to the washroom and seriously, theres been no toilet paper for like 3 weeks. WTF. and obviously no soap. anyways..me call u 2nite.
oh and prom, im totally thinking we should get some male escorts hey? hey? no? anyways SINETO HABERLO MOLESTADO. fuck im aburrida. joder. mierda. puta.
and ps. im a tit.