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hello everyone, this is not jayda, this is buddy.
i've taken over her livejournal. ill tell you all what she really says about you behind closed doors.
-hack wheeeze hack co9ugh garhgjhgjk-.
i puked on the carpet, 5 whole times! just to piss jayda off!
i watched from atop the stairs as she painstakingly cleaned it up, enjoying every second.
hey, i didnt even have to barf all over the light-colored carpet, although it did make a nice accent. no, i ate grass until i made sure i threw-up, becuase she just WASNT having a shitty enough day.
oh! and this just in. i DO NOT have worms. wheeze hack crap puke hack wheeze.
I was promised a bath tub ride today, but they failed to produce. instead i layed on my anus all day and scratched right through jayda's leg until she would give me food. oh what best friends we are.
ps. my dreads are wicked as of now.
today jayda got cable in her room, and her and jas watched double double toilet trouble. they were knifing some orange food to death that i wouldve eaten if offered a chance. at precisely 7:00 jayda opened the front door to see her pumpkin, so i ran outside and bolted it for hazelwood. she had to look for me for about half an hour, and her dinner got cold. oh well! i got a glimpse of jas's...thing. jaydas was a alot better.
anyways, i must be off, it is almost dinner, so i think i shall go and claw through jayda's other leg.
sincerely, (paw print)
i've taken over her livejournal. ill tell you all what she really says about you behind closed doors.
-hack wheeeze hack co9ugh garhgjhgjk-.
i puked on the carpet, 5 whole times! just to piss jayda off!
i watched from atop the stairs as she painstakingly cleaned it up, enjoying every second.
hey, i didnt even have to barf all over the light-colored carpet, although it did make a nice accent. no, i ate grass until i made sure i threw-up, becuase she just WASNT having a shitty enough day.
oh! and this just in. i DO NOT have worms. wheeze hack crap puke hack wheeze.
I was promised a bath tub ride today, but they failed to produce. instead i layed on my anus all day and scratched right through jayda's leg until she would give me food. oh what best friends we are.
ps. my dreads are wicked as of now.
today jayda got cable in her room, and her and jas watched double double toilet trouble. they were knifing some orange food to death that i wouldve eaten if offered a chance. at precisely 7:00 jayda opened the front door to see her pumpkin, so i ran outside and bolted it for hazelwood. she had to look for me for about half an hour, and her dinner got cold. oh well! i got a glimpse of jas's...thing. jaydas was a alot better.
anyways, i must be off, it is almost dinner, so i think i shall go and claw through jayda's other leg.
sincerely, (paw print)