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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In March I punched silk041 in the arm (-10 points). In April I gave bravofox88 a kidney (1000 points). In August I donated bone marrow to llamafarmer22 in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In July I bought porn for chasing7seconds (-10 points). Last week I turned mattsch in for littering (3 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1283 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!
Sincerely,
jaydahmers
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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I caught a purse-snatcher who stole darkhorizon0801's purse (30 points). Last Wednesday I gave agentcyclops a kidney (1000 points). Last Thursday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Tuesday I helped zirus across the street (6 points). In July I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points).
Overall, I've been nice (988 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!
Sincerely,
jaydahmers