{Semipoem} You See, I Think the Most Dangerous Things.
You see, I think dangerous things,
Within the fifteen minutes in my shower.
While the water gently persuasively clings,
And my imagination blossoms like a flower.
An elephant in purple hose
Parading to beg for coffee,
The way it waves its pompoms blows,
But I'd give him some toffee.
Chii of Chobits power tripping,
Pantsu-buying in full force.
If all the immchix dressed so fetching,
Everyone'd be delirious, of course.
Then on to much more, ahem, things,
Like of cream, strawberries and peaches,
And sultry summer and springy flings,
And forking right on beaches.
(You can wonder - did we put forks in sand,
Or did we participate in some exhibitionism?)
So enjoy your shower, I command,
And hope you don't have an orgasm.
{C:1002h, 090406}
A/N: Written for Mandorallen's prompt/competition on Aard, with word list "elephant, pom-pom, power trip, underwear ('panties' or 'undies' also accepted), delirious, cream, forking, coffee, immchix, hose" -- submitted after the deadline, highly random, especially the last line.
Within the fifteen minutes in my shower.
While the water gently persuasively clings,
And my imagination blossoms like a flower.
An elephant in purple hose
Parading to beg for coffee,
The way it waves its pompoms blows,
But I'd give him some toffee.
Chii of Chobits power tripping,
Pantsu-buying in full force.
If all the immchix dressed so fetching,
Everyone'd be delirious, of course.
Then on to much more, ahem, things,
Like of cream, strawberries and peaches,
And sultry summer and springy flings,
And forking right on beaches.
(You can wonder - did we put forks in sand,
Or did we participate in some exhibitionism?)
So enjoy your shower, I command,
And hope you don't have an orgasm.
{C:1002h, 090406}
A/N: Written for Mandorallen's prompt/competition on Aard, with word list "elephant, pom-pom, power trip, underwear ('panties' or 'undies' also accepted), delirious, cream, forking, coffee, immchix, hose" -- submitted after the deadline, highly random, especially the last line.