Skinny Bitch

[jaybeeunix]

While at a party this weekend, several of my friends found it funny that I have a food blog...without alcohol. So, as the masses demand...

Ingredients

• Chilled vodka (Vodka does not come in a plastic bottle, paint thinner does. This part contributed the "bitch".)
• Diet cola (...and this part the "skinny".)
• Optional Ice (Ice in your drink dilutes the alcohol. Use your freezer as a liquor cabinet.)
• Lime juice/lime (I usually use a dash o' lime juice, but a wedge o' lime looks real purdier.)

Instructions

1. Add ice to the glass, if that's the way you roll.
2. Pour your measured amount of vodka into the glass. This drink is an alcoholic drink, so we wanna' make sure all the alcohol is in it first.
3. Add the diet cola.
   
4. Put the lime here (BTW: I call limed skinny bitches "Mexican skinny bitches".)