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ladies and gentlemen, did u feel that?
yea, thats hell freezing over.
why did that just occur?
because i was crowned Mr. Ewing 2004.
once again, thanks to ripping off my shirt, talking about water slides, riding an invisible bronco in my formal wear, discussing the nutritonal facts of urine, and basically being j-butt, i managed to win the "miss american"-like pageant, and am a proud owner of a 3 dollar cheapass plastic crown.
but im proud of that damn crown.
i didnt deserve it...
quentin tarantino is my hero. i watched pulp fiction twice and jackie brown once this past weekend. im gonna rape kill bill when it comes out on the 13th, and straight up murder vol. 2 that following friday.
reel big fish = reel hot stuff
im not a druggie, however, every few nights i do get fucked up. thats right, i do get high. off of what u ask?
not mary jane
not crack
not heroin
but Tide laundry detergent.
that scent is heavenly. i will wear an outfit for 7 seconds, then throw it in the washer just so i can smell my precious Tide hard at work.
WordUpAsian50: lol dude, we are so fucking cruel to fat people..
Crappyjoes: well ill stop being cruel when they stop fucking eating
operation prom date is so far going nowhere. theres a couple of gals who i think would be awesome to go with, yet im positive i will get turned down hard...
hard like an ivy league school turns down applicants.
pretty damn hard.
fuckin women
fuckin "the one"
fuckin fuckin
eh,
somebody help,
Mr. Ewing needs his princess...
yea, thats hell freezing over.
why did that just occur?
because i was crowned Mr. Ewing 2004.
once again, thanks to ripping off my shirt, talking about water slides, riding an invisible bronco in my formal wear, discussing the nutritonal facts of urine, and basically being j-butt, i managed to win the "miss american"-like pageant, and am a proud owner of a 3 dollar cheapass plastic crown.
but im proud of that damn crown.
i didnt deserve it...
quentin tarantino is my hero. i watched pulp fiction twice and jackie brown once this past weekend. im gonna rape kill bill when it comes out on the 13th, and straight up murder vol. 2 that following friday.
reel big fish = reel hot stuff
im not a druggie, however, every few nights i do get fucked up. thats right, i do get high. off of what u ask?
not mary jane
not crack
not heroin
but Tide laundry detergent.
that scent is heavenly. i will wear an outfit for 7 seconds, then throw it in the washer just so i can smell my precious Tide hard at work.
WordUpAsian50: lol dude, we are so fucking cruel to fat people..
Crappyjoes: well ill stop being cruel when they stop fucking eating
operation prom date is so far going nowhere. theres a couple of gals who i think would be awesome to go with, yet im positive i will get turned down hard...
hard like an ivy league school turns down applicants.
pretty damn hard.
fuckin women
fuckin "the one"
fuckin fuckin
eh,
somebody help,
Mr. Ewing needs his princess...