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man, its been some time now hasnt it?
one whole week, without updating, without reading anyones journal.
one week without lj. feels weird.
but im back...and sick. sucks, but no school so its all gravy.
past week has been fairly crazy. i wrote a parody off of skid rows "18 and life" for my creative writing class. the teacher asked if anyone wanted to sing their parodys to the class, and im like, score. so i go up and start singing, but....
she thought it was controversial and inappropriate for school.
what the fuck?
so she yanked me out of class with a giant candy cane (i kno, its weird, but stay with me here on this) and i hadnt even finished the song. i mean, i was seriously rockin the air guitar and hittin the vocals like only j-butt can.
she didnt care.
she gave me "the talk", said i was a senior and should kno better, and that i should be thanking her for not sending me to the office.
sigh
im such a fuckup
i apoligize to those who liked my version of "18 and life" and didnt get a chance to hear it all. the following is the parody in all its glory....
Honey was a young girl
With no money at all
Became a prostitute so
She could shop at the mall
Just barely out of school
Working on the edge of town
Standing on the corner
Getting paid to go down
She had no money, ooh
Men come and go
She walks the streets like a soldier
Looking for a guy to blow
And now its…
Eighteen and out on the street
Eighteen and making love
Her crime is passion, her
Favorite position the dove….
Eighteen and now you wonder
How can she? She’s too young
Eighteen is legal baby
So let the guys have fun
Tequila is her partner
Gets customer’s real drunk
And when he’s really wasted
She can take all his stuff
They say she loved intercourse
But that is not the case
Wouldn’t you get tired
Having sex with whats-his-face
Bang, Bang! Then he’s done
Her job never ends
She leaves the hotel room
Looking for another “friend”
And now its…
Eighteen and out on the street
Eighteen and making love
Her crime is passion, her
Favorite position the dove….
Eighteen and now you wonder
How can she? She’s too young
Eighteen is legal baby
So let the guys have fun
“I really need the money”
They all heard Honey say
But one day Honey caught HIV
When she had sex with a gay
(air guitar solo)
Eighteen and with HIV
Eighteen and out of luck
With this new disease
She can no longer fizuck
Eighteen and now you wonder
How can she? She’s too young
Eighteen, and NOT a virgin
400 guys? It was bound to come…
Say no to prostitution!!!
not that bad, right?
how bout them eagles? beatin the cheese in OT. now if we blow the nfc championship again this year, im gonna be so dissapointed...
lets not have that happen donovan.
any good cds i should get? i feel like listening to somethin new.
ffx-2, good stuff.
man, my life is quite plain. i need some excitement, i need some adventure, i need some....
naw, screw it. i dont even wanna think or talk about that right now.
maybe college will be different.
speaking of college, 2 more applications have been sent in.
rutgers
la salle
ya better look out. da butt is comin.
but for now
da butt is leavin.
sigh, mondays....
one whole week, without updating, without reading anyones journal.
one week without lj. feels weird.
but im back...and sick. sucks, but no school so its all gravy.
past week has been fairly crazy. i wrote a parody off of skid rows "18 and life" for my creative writing class. the teacher asked if anyone wanted to sing their parodys to the class, and im like, score. so i go up and start singing, but....
she thought it was controversial and inappropriate for school.
what the fuck?
so she yanked me out of class with a giant candy cane (i kno, its weird, but stay with me here on this) and i hadnt even finished the song. i mean, i was seriously rockin the air guitar and hittin the vocals like only j-butt can.
she didnt care.
she gave me "the talk", said i was a senior and should kno better, and that i should be thanking her for not sending me to the office.
sigh
im such a fuckup
i apoligize to those who liked my version of "18 and life" and didnt get a chance to hear it all. the following is the parody in all its glory....
Honey was a young girl
With no money at all
Became a prostitute so
She could shop at the mall
Just barely out of school
Working on the edge of town
Standing on the corner
Getting paid to go down
She had no money, ooh
Men come and go
She walks the streets like a soldier
Looking for a guy to blow
And now its…
Eighteen and out on the street
Eighteen and making love
Her crime is passion, her
Favorite position the dove….
Eighteen and now you wonder
How can she? She’s too young
Eighteen is legal baby
So let the guys have fun
Tequila is her partner
Gets customer’s real drunk
And when he’s really wasted
She can take all his stuff
They say she loved intercourse
But that is not the case
Wouldn’t you get tired
Having sex with whats-his-face
Bang, Bang! Then he’s done
Her job never ends
She leaves the hotel room
Looking for another “friend”
And now its…
Eighteen and out on the street
Eighteen and making love
Her crime is passion, her
Favorite position the dove….
Eighteen and now you wonder
How can she? She’s too young
Eighteen is legal baby
So let the guys have fun
“I really need the money”
They all heard Honey say
But one day Honey caught HIV
When she had sex with a gay
(air guitar solo)
Eighteen and with HIV
Eighteen and out of luck
With this new disease
She can no longer fizuck
Eighteen and now you wonder
How can she? She’s too young
Eighteen, and NOT a virgin
400 guys? It was bound to come…
Say no to prostitution!!!
not that bad, right?
how bout them eagles? beatin the cheese in OT. now if we blow the nfc championship again this year, im gonna be so dissapointed...
lets not have that happen donovan.
any good cds i should get? i feel like listening to somethin new.
ffx-2, good stuff.
man, my life is quite plain. i need some excitement, i need some adventure, i need some....
naw, screw it. i dont even wanna think or talk about that right now.
maybe college will be different.
speaking of college, 2 more applications have been sent in.
rutgers
la salle
ya better look out. da butt is comin.
but for now
da butt is leavin.
sigh, mondays....