Really? Jean Claude Van Damme? Wow...
My LiveJournal SitcomBringing Up mouses (ABC, 7:00): jayafel (Emma Thompson) makes em_again (Gabrielle Anwar) look stupid in front of a large crowd at a restaurant. Upstairs, blackninjakitty (Alan Alda) hits on kolene (Ginger Rogers)'s co-worker. That same day, smaesen (Jean Claude van Damme) can't open maryheather1966 (Natalie Portman)'s jar of pickles. Meanwhile, recycldskirmish (Shiri Appleby) tries to seduce changlingsea (Heather Locklear) at the beach. Then, xirtallebkcalb (Sam Shepard) unknowingly gets high before a meeting with neonacid (Hank Azaria). Everyone learns a valuable lesson.What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)