HOLY CRAP I HAVE NO EYEBROWS
So I go to get a haircut today, I've been going to the same place for 5 years. I'm always telling her to stay away from my eyebrows. Eyebrows grow incredibly slowly, UNLESS YOU PERPETUALLY F WITH THEM. She always does this thing were she absent mindedly just starts snipping at my f'ing eyebrows. So today, she has the little trimmers in her hand and grabs a comb and zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzrtt zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzrtt gets both of my eyebrows, and I sit stunned yet again. All i can manage to say is "there you go with the eyebrows again."
"Well you dont want big bushy eyebrows do you?" NO, THATS WHY I DONT F WITH THEM!!!!!
So.... she cuts my hair the way I like it, and she's nice, and I'm the type of guy that cant say no to a beautiful married woman, so I let it go. Forgetting about it and moving on, I go on with the rest of my day. 5 or 6 hours later, I happen to pass the bathroom mirror, and take a step back, WTF, she has practically shaved of my fucking eyebrows AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!
"Well you dont want big bushy eyebrows do you?" NO, THATS WHY I DONT F WITH THEM!!!!!
So.... she cuts my hair the way I like it, and she's nice, and I'm the type of guy that cant say no to a beautiful married woman, so I let it go. Forgetting about it and moving on, I go on with the rest of my day. 5 or 6 hours later, I happen to pass the bathroom mirror, and take a step back, WTF, she has practically shaved of my fucking eyebrows AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!