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Saw the new Harry Potter movie tonight, aka "Harry Potter and the Longest Script Ever." Was very, very disturbed by the bath scene. More bubbles. Please more bubbles! I now no longer have any sort of pedaphile-esque feelings towards young Mr. Potter. No, now I have seen his nipples and am extremely creeped out. Maybe I can settle down on one of the older Weasley twins... no, that won't work. How about Ron, now there's a good lad. He always keeps his clothes on. But no, that's gross. Bollocks, I feel the need to shower and watch a movie with grown-up actors.
Sleep now!
Goodnight!
Sleep now!
Goodnight!