Weirdness; don't mind me.
*ring*
*text on caller ID reads 'UNLISTED NUMBER'*
*ring*
*ring*
*beep, clickwhrrrrrrrrrr*
Mike, I swear I saw them, there's no doubt. Mike, Mike, please, pick up, there's three of them down the street, they're...
*crash*
...ohgod Mike they're here, the window, they're at the window, I can see them... Mike, I can see the light on their scales... Mike, please, god, pick up, pick up, pi- nooooo!
*voice trails off into a loud shriek, more crashing, finally silence*
*faint noises, bubbling, chittering*
*click*
My name is not Mike; no Mike lives at this address. I've never heard a scream quite like that before. I'm not sure what to do. o.O
*text on caller ID reads 'UNLISTED NUMBER'*
*ring*
*ring*
*beep, clickwhrrrrrrrrrr*
Mike, I swear I saw them, there's no doubt. Mike, Mike, please, pick up, there's three of them down the street, they're...
*crash*
...ohgod Mike they're here, the window, they're at the window, I can see them... Mike, I can see the light on their scales... Mike, please, god, pick up, pick up, pi- nooooo!
*voice trails off into a loud shriek, more crashing, finally silence*
*faint noises, bubbling, chittering*
*click*
My name is not Mike; no Mike lives at this address. I've never heard a scream quite like that before. I'm not sure what to do. o.O