If you don't know about Hover Bacon, go look it up on YouTube.
Apparently, there's more to the hover bacon story. Quoted from LJ, a metaquotes-linked entry somewhere back a few years:
The sister of a friend of mine would get subs from Subway without cheese. The guy regularly behind the counter asked her one day why she never got cheese.
"Because I'm lactose intolerant."
*possibly asks here what that means*
*if so, receives explanation*
"But then why can you eat bacon?"
"What?"
"Well, bacons eat milk!"
The sister of a friend of mine would get subs from Subway without cheese. The guy regularly behind the counter asked her one day why she never got cheese.
"Because I'm lactose intolerant."
*possibly asks here what that means*
*if so, receives explanation*
"But then why can you eat bacon?"
"What?"
"Well, bacons eat milk!"