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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In October I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In June I helped theteenybopper across the street (6 points). In September I bought porn for jena4rr (10 points). In July I set sea_monkey_army's puppy on fire (-66 points).
Overall, I've been nice (678 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
jaxiemonster