Chronicles of My Life with a Blonde, part 4: "FASHION"
Blonde daughter presents herself in the a plaid Hello Kitty shirt and pink camoflauge shorts, gleefully informing me that blonde spouse of mine has selected this outfit for her. I wander into the room where spouse is diligently surfing the internet and ask, "What were you thinking?" and point at said blonde daughter.
Blonde spouse glances at blonde daughter, looks at me and replies, "But they match...they're pink!"