It was only a matter of time
1. Smoked a cigarette - Yes, but I do not condone smoking, Kari stop before it kills you!!
2. Smoked a cigar - Yes
3. Made out with a member of the same sex - No, and now I wonder if I’m the only one left in our group who hasn’t
4. Crashed a friend's car - No one lets me drive their cars. People in Miami say I’m a “bad” driver. Psshhh Everything I know I learned from Shini, and shes like a driving God.
5. Stolen a car - That one time in Vegas with Kari, but what happens in Vegas…
6. Been in love - Nope
7. Been dumped - No
8. Shoplifted - not that I can think of
9. Been fired - Nope
10. Been in a fist fight - Hells Bells Yeah.
11. Sneaked out of your house - On occasion.
12. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back - Who hasn’t? Molly, why do you ignore my love for you?
13. Been arrested - Nope. My record is clean.
14. Made out with a stranger - Yes.
15. Gone on a blind date - No
16. Lied to a friend - Yes. But with the best intentions, you know the things that pave the path to hell.
17. Had a crush on a teacher - Yeah. Not from WS though
18. Skipped school - multliple times.
19. Slept with a co-worker - No
20. Seen someone die - No, but I do see Dead People.
21. Been on a plane - Many a time.
22. Thrown up in a bar - No.
23. Taken painkillers - Is the atomic weight of Cobalt 58.9? (yes) This is me we’re talking about.
24. Love someone or miss someone right now - All of you. You reading this survey. I Love you! And miss you
25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by - all the time
26. Made a snow angel - Naturally
27. Played dress up - way to often
28. Cheated while playing a game - Yeah, never let me be the banker in monopoly. It’s too easy. And once at candyland, but I was losing really bad. It was only to lessen my humiliation.
29. Been lonely - More often then I’d like.
30. Fallen asleep at work/school - Yes.
31. Used a fake ID - No.
32. Felt an earthquake - No.
33. Touched a snake - Yuppers.
34. Ran a red light - Once or twice. I actually got pulled over for it once. No ticket though ;)
35. Been suspended from school - No.
36. Had detention - No.
37. Been in a car accident - Fender-benders, anyone?
38. Hated the way you look - Oh, let me count the ways…
39. Witnessed a crime - We’re in college, you have all witnesssed crimes and I’m sure you’ve participated too.
40. Pole danced - Not professionally and never for money… except that one time.
41. Been lost - All the fucking time
42. Been to the opposite side of the country - yessum
43. Felt like dying - I would agree to that
44. Cried yourself to sleep - again more often then I’d like.
45. Played cops and robbers - Oh yeah, and Cowboys and Indians too.
46. Sang karaoke - I don’t like to talk about that.
47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't - Of course.
48. Laughed till some kind of beverage came out of your nose - Damn, sprite really burns.
49. Caught a snowflake on your tongue - Yes!
50. Kissed in the rain - Nope.
51. Sing in the shower - yes, quite to the dismay of my floor
52. Made love in a park - can’t say that I have
53. Had a dream that you married someone - no
54. Glued your hand to something - ... Yes. Damn superglue. I’ve even once glued my fingers together… sadly
55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole - No
56. Worn the opposite sex's clothes - Yes. It can be quite fun.
57. Been a cheerleader - never!
58. Sat on a roof top - Yes, it’s a really peaceful place.
59. Didn't take a shower for a week - Gross
60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone - No
61. Played chicken - yeah
62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on - Yes. It’s hard to swim in blue jeans.
63. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger - no
64. Broken a bone - Do I have to go into this? Let’s see, I think the count is around 29?
65. Been easily amused - Well just the other day when I was… hey my computer is shiny……
66. Laugh so hard you cry - One of the best feelings ever, even when it gets to the point when you can’t breath.
67. Mooned/flashed someone - No
68. Cheated on a test - Never during, but I have been privalege to some information prior to taking one. But this isn’t really cheating, it’s creative resourcing, the best method of study.
69. Forgotten someone's name - Oh yeah. My memory doesn’t like faces.
70. Slept naked - yeah
71. Gone skinny dipping in a pool - yeah
72. Been kicked out of your house - No
73. Blacked out from drinking - Not yet.
74. Played a prank on someone - yes I have
75. Gone to a late night movie - What else is there to do in Melbourne… oh right, Steak and Shake! Of course.
76. Made love to anything not human - ok, mr. Survey writer, might I ask why you felt the need to include this question?
77. Failed a class - No. This would be one of my biggest fears.
78. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat - right, stop hitting on me.
79. Played an instrument for more than 10 hours - Yeah.
80. Cheated on a gf/bf - no
81. Ate a whole package of oreos - Oh yeah. 1 package, double stuff, in one sitting, although technically I got up and walked around with them. But I ate them all in one day. I’m an oreo feind.
82. Thrown strange objects - It’s my favorite passtime. Especially when you throw them at people!
83. Felt like killing someone - oh yeah.
84. Thought about running away - I have my days.
85. Ran away - I’ve stormed out, never ran away though.
86. Did drugs - what kind? This question is rather vague.
87. Had detention and not attend it - Nope.
88. Yelled at parents - Oh yeah. Family arguments are only fun when everyones yelling or crying.
89. Made parent cry - Yes.
90. Cried over someone - Yes.
91. Owned more than 5 sharpies - Yes. Is that not normal?
92. Dated more than 1 person at once - no, but its on my to do list.
93. Have a dog - No.
94. Have a cat - Yes. Rafiki!!!
95. Own an instrument - A guitar, a clariner and a trombone. We also have a family piano at home. And I play them all, to verying degrees of skill of course.
96. Been in a band - Only school bands.
97. Had more than 25 sodas in one day - Oh yeah. I’m fucking addicted to Pepsi. It’s unhealthy and excessive, but YEAH! CAFFEINE!!!
98. Broken a CD - Yeah.
99. Shot a gun - Yes, paint ball guns, pellet guns, and a rifle.
100. Told the truth about all of the above - I solemly swear it!