found this while cleaning my room..

[jax_attacks]

it amused me.

A poem for us girls
i shave my legs
i sit down to pee
and can justify
any shopping spree
Dont go to a barber,
but a bueaty salon.
I can get a massage
without a hard-on.
I can balance a check book
i can pump my own gass.
Can talk to my friends
about the size of my ass.
my beautys a masterpiece,
and yes it takes long.
At least i can admit,
to others when im wronge.
I dont drive in circles,
at any cost.
and i dont have a problem,
admitting im lost.
I never forget,
an important date
You jus gotta deal with it,
im usually late.
I dont watch movies
with alot of gore.
Dont need instant replay,
to remember the score.
I wont lose my hair
I wdont get jock itch.
and jus cuz im assertive,
dont call me a Bitch.
Dont say to your friends,
oh yeah, i can get her.
In your dreams, my dear,
I can do better!
Flowers are okay,
but jewlery's best!
Look at me you idiot..
not at my chest?!
I dont have a problem,
w/ expressing my feelings.
I know wen your lying,
you look at the ceiling.
Dont call me a girl,
a Babe, or a chick.
I am a women
get it? you Dick?!