Dance Puppets!!!
Someone decided at work that I can't count or follow precedure. They then decided that since I was incapable of counting and following procedure that I should be written up! Ha, I say! Through sheer power of logic and the use of words I showed them the error of their ways. Was I right? Yes! Did I get written up? No! Dance Puppets! Cover your ass and you can't end up in trouble! Haven't they figured out that I am lazy.... not stupid? They have now!