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I need to put this up because it's one of the funniest things I've seen in awhile. Let's see if you kiddos think the same...
sexually harrassed by a handicap
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february
i have nothing against the handicapped and i always feel bad for the retarded people so i stay nice to them.
but there was this one time i was sexually harrassed by a retarded old man in an electric wheel chair.
details: okay i was sitting in the library reading a book on one of the sofas and he came up to me with his electric wheel chair. he started talking to me, but i couldn't understand him very well since he had difficulty talking. well i still talked to him...but he started getting all weird and try to come extremely close to me and grabbed my hand and tried to kiss it. i was struggling to get my hand away and he let it go after a while.
after that i stood up and said i needed to go to class. then he asked me for a hug....
and feb is too innocent that she did *sob*...
wahhh and he kissed my neck with his drooly mouth...
i was like "um...bye" and i waved politely and ran to the bathroom to wash my neck.
i'm really scared when i see him now. my friends told me i should never trust retarded people. but, i think they have the mentality of a 5 year old...so i guess it's okay...
no it's not okay...i dunno..
but yes very uncool story.
...That was on www.notcoolclub.com. Funny shit. Post some funny stories in your comments or just tell me something that is so stupid it makes me laugh. Thanks.
sexually harrassed by a handicap
submitted by
february
i have nothing against the handicapped and i always feel bad for the retarded people so i stay nice to them.
but there was this one time i was sexually harrassed by a retarded old man in an electric wheel chair.
details: okay i was sitting in the library reading a book on one of the sofas and he came up to me with his electric wheel chair. he started talking to me, but i couldn't understand him very well since he had difficulty talking. well i still talked to him...but he started getting all weird and try to come extremely close to me and grabbed my hand and tried to kiss it. i was struggling to get my hand away and he let it go after a while.
after that i stood up and said i needed to go to class. then he asked me for a hug....
and feb is too innocent that she did *sob*...
wahhh and he kissed my neck with his drooly mouth...
i was like "um...bye" and i waved politely and ran to the bathroom to wash my neck.
i'm really scared when i see him now. my friends told me i should never trust retarded people. but, i think they have the mentality of a 5 year old...so i guess it's okay...
no it's not okay...i dunno..
but yes very uncool story.
...That was on www.notcoolclub.com. Funny shit. Post some funny stories in your comments or just tell me something that is so stupid it makes me laugh. Thanks.