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L;JSDFLAKJEIAFJ LASKDFOAEIS I just saw a huge ugly man-eating spider on the wall right next to my bed. I swear I usually am not afraid of spiders, but this is one of those kinds that like to prey on scared girls in their sleep....I know it. I tried to kill it by throwing stuff at it (haha oh my god Im stupid) and that didnt work, and he just ran under my bed. alsdkfjaoi asodkfj a;ose ldf klieh fa fuuuuck.
oh my god, i think its a brown recluse. I'm going to fucking die. nooooooooooooooooooooo i dont want to die! Seriously though. I wont be sleeping tonight unless I kill this. FUCK I wish I hadnt seen it.
Welp, my last attempt to kill him failed. I'm sleeping on the couch tonight. god dammit. I need a man around to deal with shit like this. meah.
I just saw and killed another spider, a much smaller spider. SACRIFICE THE LIVER, BITCHES! IT'S ON!!!! Spiders are going down tonight.
oh my god, i think its a brown recluse. I'm going to fucking die. nooooooooooooooooooooo i dont want to die! Seriously though. I wont be sleeping tonight unless I kill this. FUCK I wish I hadnt seen it.
Welp, my last attempt to kill him failed. I'm sleeping on the couch tonight. god dammit. I need a man around to deal with shit like this. meah.
I just saw and killed another spider, a much smaller spider. SACRIFICE THE LIVER, BITCHES! IT'S ON!!!! Spiders are going down tonight.