I don't know whether or not I was naked.

[jawalter]

I usually avoid the LiveJournal while I'm at work, but ... well, it's Friday ... and I'm bored ... and this is kindofsortofalmost work-related ...

You see,

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[iterum]

The cartoon arachnids themselves symbolize your father's penis. Your subconscious is telling you to clean (and make more palatable) previous generations' paradigms of masculinity by making them oily and spicy -- but that those paradigms are not what you expect. Clearly. (This message of unexpectedness is further underlined by the change of office venue -- or, to be more precise, you are living a lie.)

As for the gardening-store guy, sometimes a Kevin Costner is just a Kevin Costner.

(My last really strange dream had ms_ntropy as an evil global dictator, with Scott "Leaps-to-Attack" C. as her Darth-Maul figure.)

Charlotte's Web just got weirder

[jawalter]

I remember Karen mentioning your dictator dream about her, and it kind of makes me wish that all dreams existed in the same dream world. Because she would have had those spiders killed. Killed dead.

Does it make a difference if Kevin Costner was smoking a cigar? A cigar shaped like a penis?

Because he wasn't.

Re: Charlotte's Web just got weirder

[iterum]

Actually, the K. in the dream would have recruited them to do her evil bidding.

Briefly, she suffered a bout of amnesia and joined the resistance as the old Karen again, but that didn't last.

I think that my dream probably signifies Kevin Costner's mother's cigar.

Re: Charlotte's Web just got weirder

[jawalter]

I just noticed that Karen and Kevin both start with the letter 'K'. Koincidence? I think not.

We need to start the Six Degrees of Kevin Costner's Mother game. Kevin Bacon is so played out.

Re: Charlotte's Web just got weirder

[iterum]

And both names end with "n" and have five letters -- as well as vowels and consonants in the same places. EERIE.

Re: Charlotte's Web just got weirder

[jawalter]

Have you ever seen the two of them in the same room at the same time? We might be on to something here ...

kostner

[thiswakingdream]

maybe Kostner is just a metaphor...Kostner, makes bad movies, and what is one of his worst? probably For the Love of the Game...and what did Kostner do, he threw a perfect game....so i think what its saying is that you need to go throw a perfect game.....which means this weekend, you need to be perfect at our little mystery game up in Maine....

or possibly you might have to marry Kelly Preston...but then maybe shes a metaphor that someone named Kelly might enter your life......maybe R.Kelly will be playing next time you go into a Borders Book store?

or maybe take her last name, Preston, which really should be Travolta....and Travolta was in the movie Carrie back in 1976.....and then what happened in 1976??? Swine Flu broke out.....so maybe this entire dream was just telling you to make sure you wash your hands everywhere you go....

yup, i think thats it....

Re: kostner

[jawalter]

Reading all these responses, I'm just really embarrassed that my dreams are so obvious, pedestrian, and above all, so painfully literal. You've clearly hit the nail right on the head.