Your support and undying obediance is appreciated.
I turned on my computer, and there before me was the internet. I discovered the internet, and so, like so many explorers before me, I'm declaring it my personal property and requesting that everyone please leave. Once I've taken stock of my new domain, I'll be allowing other users in, on a limited basis, and for a reasonable price. If you wish to contest my ownership, please make sure you've moved back to where ever it is your ancestors came from, otherwise it's going to look just a little hypocritical, now isn't it? For the record, once I being allowing access to other users again, I will be accepting checks, money orders, Visa Mastercard, and large mouth bass as payment for annual access fees. Your support and undying obedience to my will is appreciated.
Read this for an explanation.
Read this for an explanation.