Happy (really *cough*) belated birthday,
crooked!! I hope you had a wonderful day! ♥
Heh. Hey, so remember when I was all "Hi! Going away for awhile! Busy busy busy!" And then I was all "Yay, back now!" But then I totally wasn't. Um. Whoops?
I'm hesitant to say I'm back now, because it's possible I'll just disappear again. Case in point, I started this entry last Saturday, along with a few comments to posts that were um, fairly old, and have just now had a chance to finish this post and reply to the replies I got. So let's say I'm tentatively back for the moment. And also, if you get comments from me on old posts, that would be why! I've got about four tabs open with stories I want to read and comment on and then I know there's some posts I want to comment on, but it may happen, it may not. I'm sorry! Things have been busy! Really busy, but in all of the best ways because I feel like I'm getting things done and my life is on track, which I haven't really felt for a while. So things are good! Just busy. I am sorry I haven't been around much though, there aren't enough hours in the day! Actually the real problem is that whole pesky sleeping thing, I could get a lot more done if I never needed to do that.
So, in
my last post, twelve thousand years ago, I did that meme about blogging about things I don't usually blog about, which y'all can still add things to if you want, and
nekare asked me to blog about The Hills. *g*
Ok, I absolutely love The Hills. I watched Laguna Beach whenever MTV had those day long marathons to laugh at the really weird, long awkward silences they had all the time (mostly when Jason was around, now that I think about it), and I kind of fell in love with LC. I told myself I was watching The Hills for mocking purposes only (and to look at the pretty LA scenery) but I ended up just completely loving it. I. . . can't even textually render why. Most people I know think it's ridiculous or can't stand it, but it's kind of my TV guilty pleasure and it never, ever fails to put me in a better mood. I love Lauren and Whitney and Audrina and Brody even though he's kind of a douche sometimes, and Jason. Yes, ok, I love Jason. And even though he's an ex-convict and a jackass and Lauren's a lot better without him I still love him, and I still kind of secretly want them to get back together. Shut up. Leave me and my issues alone!
And you know who else I miss? JUSTINBOBBY! Totally for the mocking potential and because he inspires things like
this. *g*
Anyway, my sister's the only person I know who actually watches it occasionally and enjoys it. When MTV shows the day long marathons we'll sit on the phone and watch it together because we're that awesome. We spent a long period of time last year saying to each other "He's a sucky person. HE'S A SUCKY PERSON" "Lauren." *g*
Ale asked specifically what I think about Heidi/Spencer, and my answer to that is UGH. I can't stand them. Spencer is a gross, skeevy guy who creeps me out every time he's on my TV. I just, I don't get what Heidi ever saw in him. I pretty much spend the entire time he's on screen muttering things like UGH and SHUT UP SPENCER at the TV. I mutter a lot when Heidi's on screen too though, so, they kind of deserve each other. I didn't have a problem with her first season! I didn't love her, but I didn't violently hate her like I do now. It's just that whole thing with Jen Bunny and Brody and her pushing them together and then her complete turn around with Lauren, the whole wide eyed innocent "I had no idea it was happening" routine. SUCKY.
And Ale mentioned her video, which took me quite a bit of googling to find, but I finally did, and WTF? No, seriously, WTF is that? With the hands and the splashing and the breathy singing. It's a joke right? That's the worst music video I've ever seen! OMG that's what happens when you lose all your friends for your skeevy boyfriend, you have no one around to tell you your music video sucks ass and to save you from that kind of public humiliation.