Sandy, You Effin' B*&%$

Oct 31, 2012 07:47

I am convinced that Hurricane Sandy is something that was conjured by a bunch of evil priests (devil worshippers, Twitards, neo-Nazis, Enishi, Kanryu, the Cullens, take your pick).

97% of my town is without power. That means only a strip that includes a diner, Startbucks, and the grocery store have power. Bastards.

Even though my parents have a generator it only provides electricity for a certain part of the house. That means only one or two rooms actually have lights, and of course they are the least used rooms.

Now while most time you will find me glue to my computer or a gaming system I can survive without them. Unlike SOME people (looking at you, Dad) I don't have to have the tv on 24/7. I play a little something called an iPod for my background noise fix. It sucks that I can't watch Golden Girls but I'll live.

What pisses me off is that my room has zero light. That means I have no ability to clear off my bed so that I can actually sleep in it and I can't bead to make stuff for my upcoming show.

This wouldn't be so much of an issue if my office didn't have power and I could actually take advantage of the damn daylight. (Seriously? The building next to my bloody office has zero power. How is that fair?)

Which brings me to my evil priests theory. Clearly, Sandy was summoned by someone evil and nefarious working for corporate world. With no bloody light there's no point in me even going home. I can do more by staying at work. Working overtime. Unpaid overtime. And I still no nothing about my bloody raise.

Clearly evil is at work here. Male evil. I'm thinking castration strike time.

I was only joking about any Twilight references. Sort of.

hurricane; life; rant

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