Self-Serving Kink Meme FTW!
Well, I've decided to make my own kink meme, because I all the cool kids are doing it! (Stole it from brighteyed_jill who stole it from speccygeekgrrl.)
Here's how it goes:
1. Visit the master list and pick your favorite one hundred.
2. Post behind an LJ cut.
3. Your f-list's job is write you "comment pr0n" for your favorites, if they feel so moved and inspired. (Or pick a few numbers and challenge yourself!) I was hoping for stuff in the Heroes fandom, but I also like Supernatural, Torchwood, or Sky High.
And if anyone else has one of these, kindly direct me to them, and I'll see what I can do for you!
Whee!
(I bolded a few extra-special favorites of mine.)
1. Abuse (sexual, emotional, and/or violent childhood abuse; past abusive relationships; character A's abuse drives character B into arms of character C; the wounded child as an adult archetype)
2. Accidental stimulation (proximity and friction; involuntary arousal; situations of adrenaline and reflexes)
3. Adrenaline and crises (pre-, mid-, or post-crisis sex; speed-freaks or adrenaline junkies; near-death experiences; the shadow of impending death--hours, minutes, or moments; see also Situational engineering)
4. Aliens make them have sex (fuck or die; fertility rituals; intoxication; taking one for the team)
5. Alpha males (alpha/beta male pairings; alpha/alpha pairings; het alpha males)
6. Anal sex (face to face, from behind, bottom riding top; standing; bent over desk)
7. Anti-heroes (sympathetic villains; villains with principles; noble demons; enemies who keep their word)
8. Aphrodisiacs (see Intoxication and altered states)
9. Ass-play and/or fetishization (ass lifted in the air for penetration; emphasized by harness or blue jeans; ass slapping; spreading cheeks; rimming)
10. Attention (singling someone out; treating someone specially in front of others; making a point of showing respect to or interest in someone who doesn't usually receive it; observing, studying, or analyzing someone to understand them)
11. AUs (alternate characterizations and situations; alternates as catalysts for realization of desire; role reversal)
12. Auctions (slave or slave charity)
13. Baths and water (tubs or jacuzzis; hot springs; bath houses or steam rooms; the ocean; swimming pools; see also Washing; Shower sex)
14. Beauty (movie-star looks; unearthly beauty; a character who is highly desired by many others; beauty as a barrier to approachability or as a cause for comparison and insecurity)
15. Begging or offering (begging or pleading for mercy, for sexual release, to be taken; a character offering himself; neediness)
16. Bisexuality
17. Biting (marking, nipping, chewing)
18. Blow-jobs (oral sex, fellatio)
19. Body-painting or inkbrushing on someone's skin (Inspirations, the movie “The Pillow Book”)
20. Bodyguard scenarios (See also Protectiveness)
21. Bondage
22. Bottoming
23. Breath (as a caress; hitching or ragged; indrawn breath or gasps; sighs)
24. Canon (canon elements/canonicity heightens characterization or scenario)
25. Claiming or establishing ownership (private or public; by gesture, word, or ritual; with sex; with a collar and leash; with scent-marking or by biting)
26. Climax (e.g., described in detail)
27. Cock and/or ball fetishization (uncircumcised cocks; large cocks; heavy balls; durable erection; deep dicking; very hard/rigid erection; trouser bulges)
28. Coming without being touched
29. Damsel in distress scenarios (danger and rescue; damsel character need not be female)
30. Deep-throating
31. Dominance and submission (See also Submission; Servitude; Master and slave, etc)
32. Double penetration (anal, vaginal, or oral)
33. Emotional themes, emo-kink (angst; emotional damage; psychological trauma; tragic pasts; broken characters; guilt and shame; sadness and grief; abandonment or fear of same; characters who can't go home again; fear in general; nightmares; loneliness; broken-heartedness; failure; insecurity; self-hatred)
34. Finger-fucking (as preparation, foreplay, accompaniment, or main act)
35. First times (first time between two individuals; losing virginity/cherry; first time doing a particular act; first time with a particular gender)
36. Fisting (anal or vaginal)
37. Forced orgasm
38. Friction or frottage (naked or clothed; masturbatory or with partner; cocks rubbing together; tribadism; intercrural sex; someone rubbing off on sheets while giving head or being fucked; itchiness and scratching; chafing clothes; friction while on horseback or riding a motorcycle; accidental contact)
39. Friendship and affection (gestures of friendship; epic friendships a la Gilgamesh/Enkidu or Alexander/Hephaistion; friendship as pre-slash)
40. Gentleness (tenderness; kindness; concern; gentle natures; characters who display sensitivity to fearful children, animals, the weak, etc; gentle responses at unexpected moments)
41. Guns and gun-play (guns as fetish objects; gun-battles as flirting or foreplay; guns used for sexual penetration; games of Russian Roulette; see also Military fetishization)
42. Hand-jobs
43. Healing or comfort sex (post-rape or abuse; affirming life in the midst of death; captives turning to one another for comfort; one character soothing another who is deeply upset or fearful, hurt/comfort in general)
44. Hot spots (a special spot that make someone crazy when stimulated, such as the vampire spot on the neck, the backs of the knees, the inner arms, navel, or earlobes)
45. Intelligence (quick wit; street smarts; Machiavellian cleverness; Sherlock Holmesian deductive powers; geniuses; experts; criminal masterminds; see also Special powers and skills; Geeks and nebbishes)
46. Loss of control (emotional, physical, situational, erotic, etc)
47. Love and passion (falling in love; love at first sight; one true love; eternal love; unconditional love; star-crossed lovers; tempestuous passions)
48. Love/hate relationship
49. Masturbation (solitary or as performance)
50. Multiple orgasms (See also Sexual appetite or excess)
51. Multiple partners (sequential/serial sexual encounters; orgies, gang-bangs, or group sex; puppy-pile cuddling; see also Sexual appetite or excess)
52. Noise (screaming or yelling during sex; whimpering or sobbing; purring, growling; slurping or moaning enthusiastically during blow-jobs)
53. Non-consensual or semi-consensual sex (sexual extortion; bribery; reluctant or ambivalent partner; bondage and struggle; no means yes; other consent issues)
54. Orgasm denial
55. Penance or reform (bad boy turns good; evil seeks to change; performing acts of atonement or restitution; self-mortification; martyrdom; selflessness; apologies or apology sex)
56. Physical responses (face or ears burning; little hairs lifting on the scalp or neck; gut tightening; pulse quickening or missing a beat; lashes fluttering or lids growing heavy; mouth coming open; dick or pussy throbbing)
57. Preferential treatment (e.g., making a point of showing respect towards someone when no one else does; showing a soft side only to them)
58. Protectiveness (physically or verbally defending someone; caretaking in general; big guy/little guy pairings; bodyguard scenarios; mysterious benefactors or protectors)
59. Pushy bottom
60. Rape (single assailant; gang rape; partner rape)
61. Restraint (pinning someone down; pushing someone's arm up behind their back during sex; covering or clasping someone's hands to prevent movement)
62. Reversal of role or fortune (loss of love, power, rank, etc; hunter becomes prey, master becomes slave; a strong character is made weak; role-reversal games; Flowers for Algernon scenario)
63. Rimming or tongue-fucking
64. Rough sex (quick and dirty sex; hate or grudge sex; angry sex; fighting/wrestling; jackhammer fucking)
65. Scars or scarification
66. Scent as an erotic element
67. Seduction (one-on-one; two-on-one; verbal or physical; intense erotic courtship or teasing; see also Courting)
68. Sensory overload or enhancement
69. Sex standing up (including against a wall)
70. Sex with clothes still on or partly on
71. Sexual appetite or excess (hypersexuality, i.e., high sex drive; sex addiction or compulsive behavior; short/no refractory period; multiple orgasms; multiple partners; indiscriminate sex or sluttishness)
72. Sexual discovery (of one's orientation; of new kinds of pleasure; of one's partner)
73. Sexual experience or expertise (high number of partners; wide variety of sexual experience; demonstrating experience by taking the lead in sex or teaching one's partner)
74. Sexual frustration (orgasm denial or being unable to come; blue balls; enforced abstinence; self-denial; inability of two people to touch)
75. Sexual movements (back arching; hips lifting; thrusting back; writhing, jerking, bucking; clenching; grinding or rocking; trembling or shivering; hooking legs around shoulders; pressing someone's legs back toward the bed; riding someone's fingers)
76. Shyness (embarrassment; blushing or stammering; body shyness or dysmorphic disorder; cultural modesty)
77. Silence (slave silence; silence as an erotic element in sex; trying to be silent during semi-public sex; going nonverbal or speechless with arousal; traumatic mutism; selective mutism; sign language; gestures used to convey feelings rather than words)
78. Situational engineering (the conscious or unconscious manufacture of events that give an emotional or sexual pay-off which can't be otherwise achieved; in particular, perilous situations; for example, character A puts himself in danger in order to receive fussy attention from character B; pay-off can be simply seeing someone, or hurt/comfort touching, intimacy, adrenaline sex, etc)
79. Sleep and bedding themes (sharing a bed by necessity, such as in a hotel with only one room left; sharing a sleeping bag for warmth; sex while drowsy or sleeping; sex as a sleep aid; autonomic arousal from proximity; morning wake-up sex, falling asleep against someone's shoulder; watching someone sleep; dreams; nightmares; exotic or romantic beds, e.g., canopied; furs as bedding; silk sheets)
80. Slow and/or prolonged sex
81. Special powers and skills (superhero powers; combat expertise; sharpshooting; etc, repercussions of which could include delusions of godhood, dangerous physical or mental overload, and so on)
82. Submission (obedience; submissive behaviors such as boot kissing, crawling, keeping one's eyes lowered, or kneeling for master; believing in cultural dictates of submissive behavior; abasement in general)
83. Talking and communication issues (dirty talk or verbal seduction; sweet talking; talking someone to orgasm; talking during sex; pillow talk; phone sex; speech becoming broken as one is aroused or upset; being inarticulate or articulate)
84. Tattoos (decorative, symbolic, or slave; barcodes)
85. Tentacle sex
86. Threesomes (M/F/M, M/M/M, etc)
87. Topping
88. Topping from the bottom
89. Touching (stroking and caressing; cuddling or nuzzling; huddling for warmth; hugging; holding hands in public; touching as UST; brief brushes of contact either deliberate or accidental; PDAs; thighs brushing under a table; comic physical entanglements; someone gripping a wounded character's hand)
90. Toughness (machismo or hyper-masculinity; physical stamina; a hard surface covering an inner softie; resolve; survival skills; teeth-gritting acts such as pulling an arrow out of one's own thigh, etc; see also Rough behavior; Bad boys, etc)
91. Trust and vows (promises are kept or broken; loyalty or betrayal; absolute trust or doubt; fidelity or infidelity; blindfolds or bondage as trust symbols; commitment or fear of commitment; acts of devotion; marriage vows; unconditional love; blood brothers and oaths; showing trust/faith in someone's abilities)
92. Urgency for sex (begging to suck cock; desperate to fuck; greedy bottom)
93. Violent feelings (hatred; murderous rage; need for revenge)
94. Violent and dark natures (sadists; assassins and murderers; sociopaths who make twisted, scary displays of affection, conflating love and violence; criminals and villains in general; characters who are ruthless, merciless, casually vengeful; soulless demons or vampires; monsters in general)
95. Virgins or inexperienced partners
96. Voice fetishization (cracking or broken; husky, low, throaty; purring; accents; whispering close to someone's ear)
97. Voyeurism and vision themes (character A secretly watches B and C have sex; character A is forced to watch B and C have sex; character A watches character B perform/masturbate; viewing one's beloved in general; taking pictures or video; eye contact, especially as flirting; establishing authority with a look; closing eyes as a trust gesture; character A feeling that character B truly sees him, when no one else does; the quality of light, e.g., characters lit by moonlight or candlelight, or gilded by the setting sun; being in the dark; temporary or permanent blindness; gazes as objectification)
98. Vulnerability
99. Wish-fulfillment
100. Wings (wingfic)
Here's how it goes:
1. Visit the master list and pick your favorite one hundred.
2. Post behind an LJ cut.
3. Your f-list's job is write you "comment pr0n" for your favorites, if they feel so moved and inspired. (Or pick a few numbers and challenge yourself!) I was hoping for stuff in the Heroes fandom, but I also like Supernatural, Torchwood, or Sky High.
And if anyone else has one of these, kindly direct me to them, and I'll see what I can do for you!
Whee!
(I bolded a few extra-special favorites of mine.)
1. Abuse (sexual, emotional, and/or violent childhood abuse; past abusive relationships; character A's abuse drives character B into arms of character C; the wounded child as an adult archetype)
2. Accidental stimulation (proximity and friction; involuntary arousal; situations of adrenaline and reflexes)
3. Adrenaline and crises (pre-, mid-, or post-crisis sex; speed-freaks or adrenaline junkies; near-death experiences; the shadow of impending death--hours, minutes, or moments; see also Situational engineering)
4. Aliens make them have sex (fuck or die; fertility rituals; intoxication; taking one for the team)
5. Alpha males (alpha/beta male pairings; alpha/alpha pairings; het alpha males)
6. Anal sex (face to face, from behind, bottom riding top; standing; bent over desk)
7. Anti-heroes (sympathetic villains; villains with principles; noble demons; enemies who keep their word)
8. Aphrodisiacs (see Intoxication and altered states)
9. Ass-play and/or fetishization (ass lifted in the air for penetration; emphasized by harness or blue jeans; ass slapping; spreading cheeks; rimming)
10. Attention (singling someone out; treating someone specially in front of others; making a point of showing respect to or interest in someone who doesn't usually receive it; observing, studying, or analyzing someone to understand them)
11. AUs (alternate characterizations and situations; alternates as catalysts for realization of desire; role reversal)
12. Auctions (slave or slave charity)
13. Baths and water (tubs or jacuzzis; hot springs; bath houses or steam rooms; the ocean; swimming pools; see also Washing; Shower sex)
14. Beauty (movie-star looks; unearthly beauty; a character who is highly desired by many others; beauty as a barrier to approachability or as a cause for comparison and insecurity)
15. Begging or offering (begging or pleading for mercy, for sexual release, to be taken; a character offering himself; neediness)
16. Bisexuality
17. Biting (marking, nipping, chewing)
18. Blow-jobs (oral sex, fellatio)
19. Body-painting or inkbrushing on someone's skin (Inspirations, the movie “The Pillow Book”)
20. Bodyguard scenarios (See also Protectiveness)
21. Bondage
22. Bottoming
23. Breath (as a caress; hitching or ragged; indrawn breath or gasps; sighs)
24. Canon (canon elements/canonicity heightens characterization or scenario)
25. Claiming or establishing ownership (private or public; by gesture, word, or ritual; with sex; with a collar and leash; with scent-marking or by biting)
26. Climax (e.g., described in detail)
27. Cock and/or ball fetishization (uncircumcised cocks; large cocks; heavy balls; durable erection; deep dicking; very hard/rigid erection; trouser bulges)
28. Coming without being touched
29. Damsel in distress scenarios (danger and rescue; damsel character need not be female)
30. Deep-throating
31. Dominance and submission (See also Submission; Servitude; Master and slave, etc)
32. Double penetration (anal, vaginal, or oral)
33. Emotional themes, emo-kink (angst; emotional damage; psychological trauma; tragic pasts; broken characters; guilt and shame; sadness and grief; abandonment or fear of same; characters who can't go home again; fear in general; nightmares; loneliness; broken-heartedness; failure; insecurity; self-hatred)
34. Finger-fucking (as preparation, foreplay, accompaniment, or main act)
35. First times (first time between two individuals; losing virginity/cherry; first time doing a particular act; first time with a particular gender)
36. Fisting (anal or vaginal)
37. Forced orgasm
38. Friction or frottage (naked or clothed; masturbatory or with partner; cocks rubbing together; tribadism; intercrural sex; someone rubbing off on sheets while giving head or being fucked; itchiness and scratching; chafing clothes; friction while on horseback or riding a motorcycle; accidental contact)
39. Friendship and affection (gestures of friendship; epic friendships a la Gilgamesh/Enkidu or Alexander/Hephaistion; friendship as pre-slash)
40. Gentleness (tenderness; kindness; concern; gentle natures; characters who display sensitivity to fearful children, animals, the weak, etc; gentle responses at unexpected moments)
41. Guns and gun-play (guns as fetish objects; gun-battles as flirting or foreplay; guns used for sexual penetration; games of Russian Roulette; see also Military fetishization)
42. Hand-jobs
43. Healing or comfort sex (post-rape or abuse; affirming life in the midst of death; captives turning to one another for comfort; one character soothing another who is deeply upset or fearful, hurt/comfort in general)
44. Hot spots (a special spot that make someone crazy when stimulated, such as the vampire spot on the neck, the backs of the knees, the inner arms, navel, or earlobes)
45. Intelligence (quick wit; street smarts; Machiavellian cleverness; Sherlock Holmesian deductive powers; geniuses; experts; criminal masterminds; see also Special powers and skills; Geeks and nebbishes)
46. Loss of control (emotional, physical, situational, erotic, etc)
47. Love and passion (falling in love; love at first sight; one true love; eternal love; unconditional love; star-crossed lovers; tempestuous passions)
48. Love/hate relationship
49. Masturbation (solitary or as performance)
50. Multiple orgasms (See also Sexual appetite or excess)
51. Multiple partners (sequential/serial sexual encounters; orgies, gang-bangs, or group sex; puppy-pile cuddling; see also Sexual appetite or excess)
52. Noise (screaming or yelling during sex; whimpering or sobbing; purring, growling; slurping or moaning enthusiastically during blow-jobs)
53. Non-consensual or semi-consensual sex (sexual extortion; bribery; reluctant or ambivalent partner; bondage and struggle; no means yes; other consent issues)
54. Orgasm denial
55. Penance or reform (bad boy turns good; evil seeks to change; performing acts of atonement or restitution; self-mortification; martyrdom; selflessness; apologies or apology sex)
56. Physical responses (face or ears burning; little hairs lifting on the scalp or neck; gut tightening; pulse quickening or missing a beat; lashes fluttering or lids growing heavy; mouth coming open; dick or pussy throbbing)
57. Preferential treatment (e.g., making a point of showing respect towards someone when no one else does; showing a soft side only to them)
58. Protectiveness (physically or verbally defending someone; caretaking in general; big guy/little guy pairings; bodyguard scenarios; mysterious benefactors or protectors)
59. Pushy bottom
60. Rape (single assailant; gang rape; partner rape)
61. Restraint (pinning someone down; pushing someone's arm up behind their back during sex; covering or clasping someone's hands to prevent movement)
62. Reversal of role or fortune (loss of love, power, rank, etc; hunter becomes prey, master becomes slave; a strong character is made weak; role-reversal games; Flowers for Algernon scenario)
63. Rimming or tongue-fucking
64. Rough sex (quick and dirty sex; hate or grudge sex; angry sex; fighting/wrestling; jackhammer fucking)
65. Scars or scarification
66. Scent as an erotic element
67. Seduction (one-on-one; two-on-one; verbal or physical; intense erotic courtship or teasing; see also Courting)
68. Sensory overload or enhancement
69. Sex standing up (including against a wall)
70. Sex with clothes still on or partly on
71. Sexual appetite or excess (hypersexuality, i.e., high sex drive; sex addiction or compulsive behavior; short/no refractory period; multiple orgasms; multiple partners; indiscriminate sex or sluttishness)
72. Sexual discovery (of one's orientation; of new kinds of pleasure; of one's partner)
73. Sexual experience or expertise (high number of partners; wide variety of sexual experience; demonstrating experience by taking the lead in sex or teaching one's partner)
74. Sexual frustration (orgasm denial or being unable to come; blue balls; enforced abstinence; self-denial; inability of two people to touch)
75. Sexual movements (back arching; hips lifting; thrusting back; writhing, jerking, bucking; clenching; grinding or rocking; trembling or shivering; hooking legs around shoulders; pressing someone's legs back toward the bed; riding someone's fingers)
76. Shyness (embarrassment; blushing or stammering; body shyness or dysmorphic disorder; cultural modesty)
77. Silence (slave silence; silence as an erotic element in sex; trying to be silent during semi-public sex; going nonverbal or speechless with arousal; traumatic mutism; selective mutism; sign language; gestures used to convey feelings rather than words)
78. Situational engineering (the conscious or unconscious manufacture of events that give an emotional or sexual pay-off which can't be otherwise achieved; in particular, perilous situations; for example, character A puts himself in danger in order to receive fussy attention from character B; pay-off can be simply seeing someone, or hurt/comfort touching, intimacy, adrenaline sex, etc)
79. Sleep and bedding themes (sharing a bed by necessity, such as in a hotel with only one room left; sharing a sleeping bag for warmth; sex while drowsy or sleeping; sex as a sleep aid; autonomic arousal from proximity; morning wake-up sex, falling asleep against someone's shoulder; watching someone sleep; dreams; nightmares; exotic or romantic beds, e.g., canopied; furs as bedding; silk sheets)
80. Slow and/or prolonged sex
81. Special powers and skills (superhero powers; combat expertise; sharpshooting; etc, repercussions of which could include delusions of godhood, dangerous physical or mental overload, and so on)
82. Submission (obedience; submissive behaviors such as boot kissing, crawling, keeping one's eyes lowered, or kneeling for master; believing in cultural dictates of submissive behavior; abasement in general)
83. Talking and communication issues (dirty talk or verbal seduction; sweet talking; talking someone to orgasm; talking during sex; pillow talk; phone sex; speech becoming broken as one is aroused or upset; being inarticulate or articulate)
84. Tattoos (decorative, symbolic, or slave; barcodes)
85. Tentacle sex
86. Threesomes (M/F/M, M/M/M, etc)
87. Topping
88. Topping from the bottom
89. Touching (stroking and caressing; cuddling or nuzzling; huddling for warmth; hugging; holding hands in public; touching as UST; brief brushes of contact either deliberate or accidental; PDAs; thighs brushing under a table; comic physical entanglements; someone gripping a wounded character's hand)
90. Toughness (machismo or hyper-masculinity; physical stamina; a hard surface covering an inner softie; resolve; survival skills; teeth-gritting acts such as pulling an arrow out of one's own thigh, etc; see also Rough behavior; Bad boys, etc)
91. Trust and vows (promises are kept or broken; loyalty or betrayal; absolute trust or doubt; fidelity or infidelity; blindfolds or bondage as trust symbols; commitment or fear of commitment; acts of devotion; marriage vows; unconditional love; blood brothers and oaths; showing trust/faith in someone's abilities)
92. Urgency for sex (begging to suck cock; desperate to fuck; greedy bottom)
93. Violent feelings (hatred; murderous rage; need for revenge)
94. Violent and dark natures (sadists; assassins and murderers; sociopaths who make twisted, scary displays of affection, conflating love and violence; criminals and villains in general; characters who are ruthless, merciless, casually vengeful; soulless demons or vampires; monsters in general)
95. Virgins or inexperienced partners
96. Voice fetishization (cracking or broken; husky, low, throaty; purring; accents; whispering close to someone's ear)
97. Voyeurism and vision themes (character A secretly watches B and C have sex; character A is forced to watch B and C have sex; character A watches character B perform/masturbate; viewing one's beloved in general; taking pictures or video; eye contact, especially as flirting; establishing authority with a look; closing eyes as a trust gesture; character A feeling that character B truly sees him, when no one else does; the quality of light, e.g., characters lit by moonlight or candlelight, or gilded by the setting sun; being in the dark; temporary or permanent blindness; gazes as objectification)
98. Vulnerability
99. Wish-fulfillment
100. Wings (wingfic)