Mahandra/Aaron Picspam
This was originally for the couples challenge for picspammy but I finished after the deadline. Here it is anyways. My all time favourite OTP ever.
Mahandra: You're not wearing any pants.
Aaron: I was about to get some.
Mahandra: Well you are certainly undressed for it.
Mahandra: She's like a bug zapper. Long as I've known her guys have been throwing themselves at her. Maybe if she was more like some of us less magnetic types she wouldn't be so quick to throw 'em back.
Aaron: I think you're magnetic.
Mahandra: (laughs) Yeah, well, for all my innate magnetism I haven't really been attracting a lot of the brothers in the greater Niagara region lately.
Aaron: I'm somebody's brother.
Mahandra: Yeah, right. My best friend's brother. Like that's gonna happen!
Aaron: Why not?
Mahandra: Well, for one thing if we ever even tried to kiss, we'd both never stop laughing.
Aaron: Bet we could get through it.
Mahandra: Doubtful.
Aaron: I challenge you. I challenge you to a kiss.
Mahandra: Shut up.
Aaron: What'd they lose now, an alligator?
Mahandra: I accept your challenge.
Aaron: Ok. (He steps forward. They come together and share a tender kiss)
Mahandra: I'm not laughing.
Aaron: No, you're trembling.
Aaron: Hey -- what’s wrong?
Mahandra: Nothing. Everything.
Aaron: You sound like my sister.
Mahandra: (flaring) I’m not your sister! (gathers herself) I mean... I had a very nice time. Thank you.
Aaron: You had a “very nice” time?
Mahandra: Yes. Very nice. It was very nice. Also, very wrong. Or it would have been wrong if it in fact had
happened. But it didn’t.
Aaron: It didn’t?
Mahandra: Nope. Never happened. ‘Cause that’d be...
Aaron: Wrong?
Mahandra: You shouldn't have come here. I told you it can't happen again. I mean, last night was great, okay? Better than great, but we can't. If you were anyone else, maybe, but you're not anyone else. You're you, and you're like a brother to me.
Aaron: So, I make love like a black man?
Mahandra: Not that kind of brother, you idiot! Look, it's too complicated. It can't happen. Just go.
Aaron: I just came for the fish.
Mahandra: (Looking at Aaron, playfully) You are such a freak. (She hurls herself at him and lands a big kiss)
Mahandra: She can't handle the truth. It would kill her! She's my best friend, and you're her brother. Besides, I can't be happy when she's sad. There are rules!
Aaron: Are you saying I make you happy?
Mahandra: Yes, yes, you make me happy. That's not the point... (Aaron kisses her, but she pulls away) Are those video cameras?!
Aaron: Yeah. (He tries to kiss her again, but she starts to hit him)
Mahandra: Shut 'em off! Shut 'em off, shut 'em off, shut 'em off. (Aaron moves over to the computer and starts to shut off the cameras) How long have you had those? Are you recording us right now? Did you record us having sex? Oh my God. Is it on the internet? Oh my God. I'm a naughty black door woman--Back door woman!
Mahandra: (about going to Darren and Karen's anniversary party) I'm a wolf in sheeps clothing. I've infiltrated her flock and now I'm about to eat her delicious baby lamb! Answer's no.
Aaron: But you just said I'm delicious. How could you say no to delicious?
Caps by _jems_
Mahandra: You're not wearing any pants.
Aaron: I was about to get some.
Mahandra: Well you are certainly undressed for it.
Mahandra: She's like a bug zapper. Long as I've known her guys have been throwing themselves at her. Maybe if she was more like some of us less magnetic types she wouldn't be so quick to throw 'em back.
Aaron: I think you're magnetic.
Mahandra: (laughs) Yeah, well, for all my innate magnetism I haven't really been attracting a lot of the brothers in the greater Niagara region lately.
Aaron: I'm somebody's brother.
Mahandra: Yeah, right. My best friend's brother. Like that's gonna happen!
Aaron: Why not?
Mahandra: Well, for one thing if we ever even tried to kiss, we'd both never stop laughing.
Aaron: Bet we could get through it.
Mahandra: Doubtful.
Aaron: I challenge you. I challenge you to a kiss.
Mahandra: Shut up.
Aaron: What'd they lose now, an alligator?
Mahandra: I accept your challenge.
Aaron: Ok. (He steps forward. They come together and share a tender kiss)
Mahandra: I'm not laughing.
Aaron: No, you're trembling.
Aaron: Hey -- what’s wrong?
Mahandra: Nothing. Everything.
Aaron: You sound like my sister.
Mahandra: (flaring) I’m not your sister! (gathers herself) I mean... I had a very nice time. Thank you.
Aaron: You had a “very nice” time?
Mahandra: Yes. Very nice. It was very nice. Also, very wrong. Or it would have been wrong if it in fact had
happened. But it didn’t.
Aaron: It didn’t?
Mahandra: Nope. Never happened. ‘Cause that’d be...
Aaron: Wrong?
Mahandra: You shouldn't have come here. I told you it can't happen again. I mean, last night was great, okay? Better than great, but we can't. If you were anyone else, maybe, but you're not anyone else. You're you, and you're like a brother to me.
Aaron: So, I make love like a black man?
Mahandra: Not that kind of brother, you idiot! Look, it's too complicated. It can't happen. Just go.
Aaron: I just came for the fish.
Mahandra: (Looking at Aaron, playfully) You are such a freak. (She hurls herself at him and lands a big kiss)
Mahandra: She can't handle the truth. It would kill her! She's my best friend, and you're her brother. Besides, I can't be happy when she's sad. There are rules!
Aaron: Are you saying I make you happy?
Mahandra: Yes, yes, you make me happy. That's not the point... (Aaron kisses her, but she pulls away) Are those video cameras?!
Aaron: Yeah. (He tries to kiss her again, but she starts to hit him)
Mahandra: Shut 'em off! Shut 'em off, shut 'em off, shut 'em off. (Aaron moves over to the computer and starts to shut off the cameras) How long have you had those? Are you recording us right now? Did you record us having sex? Oh my God. Is it on the internet? Oh my God. I'm a naughty black door woman--Back door woman!
Mahandra: (about going to Darren and Karen's anniversary party) I'm a wolf in sheeps clothing. I've infiltrated her flock and now I'm about to eat her delicious baby lamb! Answer's no.
Aaron: But you just said I'm delicious. How could you say no to delicious?
Caps by _jems_