Eris Is Watching Over You.
So, I'm sure some of you have heard of the controversy recently about whether Pluto should be considered a planet. Well, that all got kicked up because astronomers found a "planetoid" that was larger than Pluto, and wondered whether to classify it as a planet. As some of you know, they eventually decided to change the definition so that even Pluto wasn't considered a planet. Well, just today I heard that they've now given a name to that rogue planetoid that started all this fuss: Eris. That's right, the Goddess of Discord was the one who started all this mess! Bwahahahaha!!!