I'm stealing a gimmick from Brendan.

[jaster]

Overheard in the cubicle next to mine:

"Did you want this guy to be made out of lava? Or to just shoot lava?"

Was an honest question.

Comments

[lizgreenfield]

You basically have the best job ever.

[jaster]

Sorta! I just need to, uh... graduate and then get them to pay me to do it.

I mean, besides in donuts and beach balls. I enjoy the free t-shirts and everything, but they are probably no good for paying rent.

[dwclark_pw]

t-shirts are totally acceptable for rent payments. Particularly if you get them signed by someone, and then convince your landlord that someone is important.

[queencaeledra]

beachballs?

[jaster]

And magnets!

[jaster]

And the Harpo Marx book that I finished reading last night.

I'm gradually just going to steal all of your stuff.