And another!!!! LOL

[jassylou]

THis made me LOL..Heee

An  answer that only a child from Glasgow could think  of...

...From a Sunday School teacher based in Glasgow...!!
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> I was testing the  children in my local Sunday school class to see if they understood  the concept of getting to Heaven.
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> I asked  them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and  gave all my money to the church,
> would that get me  into Heaven ?'
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> 'NO!'  the children  answered.
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> 'If I  cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept  everything neat and tidy, would that get me into  Heaven?'
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> Again,  the answer was, 'NO!' By now I was starting to  smile.
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> Hey, this was fun!  'Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweets to all the  children,
> and loved my wife  would that get me into Heaven?' I asked them  again.
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> Again, they all  answered, 'NO!' I was just bursting with pride for  them.  
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> Well, I continued,  'then how can I get into Heaven?'
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> A  six-year-old boy from Glasgow shouted out,
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> 'YOU'VE GOT TAE   BE FUCKIN'  DEID'