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1. Your Name: Jasper
2. Your friends name: Perrrrrrrrrri!
3. How good of a friend are they? Alas, a Toga-less one.
4. No, I mean, really? You'd have to ask the lion full o' water.
5. If you could tell your friend to stop doing one thing, what would it be? Avoiding questions quite so charmingly.
6. If you could get your friend to do one thing, what would it be? Dance the spanish panic? *shudder*
7. If your friend was on fire would you tell them that they were hot, or that they were smokin'? I am sure that Perri has never, ever smoked. It's bad for you, right?
8. What was the first thing you thought about your friend when you first talked to them?
Hah, well, uh. Actually, and I'm not joking, I thought 'wow'.
9. Do you think your friend would ever stab you in the back?
Man, I'd like to say no, but given the things that she'd do off a trike to save the world... but I'd say no, not if the world was okay and there were plenty of trikes around.
10. Would you trust your friend to sleep in the same bed as your boyfriend and not try anything? Tch. I wouldn't trust my BOYFRIEND in that situation. Which, of course, I don't have. And, really, am unlikely to get. Being straight, and all. DESPITE what Pat's parents might think.
11. Do you trust their boyfriend? Last I heard, and granted I'm totally out of date with everything these days, he was an MHSer, which means I will be eternally unable to fling any criticism at him for fear of the hypocrisy gods smiting me good. Seems like a lovely laddie, from what I hear/see/smell/prophesise.
12. Have you ever had a 'naughty' dream about your friend?
Eh? Wot? No!
13. Has your friend ever had a 'naughty' dream about you?
Yes. Absolutely. I mean, thanks to my 'super powered dream scanner' I can find out these things. Also, did you know that Tony Blair dreams about cheese in a two piece?
14. Could you ever have a crush on your friend? Oh? Is THAT the time? Well, I really should be getting along to the next...
15. Could you ever be in love with your friend? ...question. Well, these aren't getting any less odd, are they? I don't know. Maybe if I had a trike?
16. Have you already? What? Had a trike, or been in love with Perri? Because my parents were jerks, and shortchanged me. I only ever had TWO wheels, cheap bastids. Furthermore, no.
17. ? I see the Riddler has been here and gone. Batman, where are you?
18. What is the worst thing your friend has ever done to you? Meh, naw. No bad stuff... mebbe that time she charmed me into forgetting my cue to get on stage, causing an, uh, embarrassing few moments alone on stage grinning the desperate grin of a lemur that realises that it's standing on a crocodile.
19. What is the worst thing you have done to your friend? (Don't say nothing 'cause that would be a lie)? Eh, I don't know... been quick to judge? Been demanding? Missed the point? One of those.
20. Are you a liar? Tch. When circumstances call for it.
21. Is your friend a liar? I would say the same is probably true of Perri, though she presumably has more compunctions than I.
22. Are you calling me a liar? No. (HA!)
23. Who is the one guy you would like to see your friend with? Hmn. Od. Yessir, Od. Think Norse.
24. Is this the same guy your friend would like to see herself with? Only if she's the mythological character I'm obviously assuming that she is. Duh!
25. Who do you think your friend would like to see you with? Ah, fuck. I'm going to go out on a limb and say someone, anyone, who doesn't make me compromise too much, but tones down my politics a leetle. Or, at least, the rhetorical terms in which I express them.
26. Is this the same person you want to be with? I kinda like yelling at young liberals... but hey. I don't know. I've never been out with a hypothetical athropomorphic personification (thank you Pratchett) of my own desires before. Well shit. Now I'm not ever sure what that means.
27. What is your friends best physical feature? Bwahaha. Where would you like me to start?
28. Worst? (don't say nothing because that would be a lie)? Honest to god, Perri, no lies, I cannot, cannot, cannot think of anything.
29. Do you ever wish your friend would just fall off the face of the earth? (don't lie)Tch. Only because it would mean that I'd never have to meet another new lady and think 'Yeeeah, but she's no Perri'
30. What is a hobby that your friend has that annoys you to no end? Hmph. Letting me talk myself into knots.
31. Why does it annoy you? It doesn't rrreally... but it CAN make me feel like I'm a little behind the eight ball.
32. Have you ever trash-talked your friend? Meaning what now?
33. Have you ever competed with your friend and gloated when you won? Hmph, not to remember... but it rather sounds like something I might do.
34. Have you ever competed with your friend and wanted to kill her when she won? Never!
35. Why is there so much violence in today's world? Since the cold war, a rise in ethno-nationalistic and religious conflict has seen the world plunged into a series of on the one hand almost medieval race-wars, and on the other highly sophisticaed global conflicts with borderless sects, equally stupid. Also, more people are jealous of Perri these days.
36. Have you been completely honest in this survey? Sure! Why the hell not?
37. Do you know that liars go to hell? Yeah, but only like the third circle, by Dante. I *think*
38. And all they get to look at is old wrinkly men and women? Oh, fabulous, because I'd hate to be looking at old people with smooth skin! I'd be worried!
39. Playing Twist?...the horror. The horror!
40. Are you sure you aren't lying? You've got me. I'm afraid that I always lie. Even now.
In other news, I filled out your damn quiz, Perri, now drink coffee with me before I leave for NSW, capice?
2. Your friends name: Perrrrrrrrrri!
3. How good of a friend are they? Alas, a Toga-less one.
4. No, I mean, really? You'd have to ask the lion full o' water.
5. If you could tell your friend to stop doing one thing, what would it be? Avoiding questions quite so charmingly.
6. If you could get your friend to do one thing, what would it be? Dance the spanish panic? *shudder*
7. If your friend was on fire would you tell them that they were hot, or that they were smokin'? I am sure that Perri has never, ever smoked. It's bad for you, right?
8. What was the first thing you thought about your friend when you first talked to them?
Hah, well, uh. Actually, and I'm not joking, I thought 'wow'.
9. Do you think your friend would ever stab you in the back?
Man, I'd like to say no, but given the things that she'd do off a trike to save the world... but I'd say no, not if the world was okay and there were plenty of trikes around.
10. Would you trust your friend to sleep in the same bed as your boyfriend and not try anything? Tch. I wouldn't trust my BOYFRIEND in that situation. Which, of course, I don't have. And, really, am unlikely to get. Being straight, and all. DESPITE what Pat's parents might think.
11. Do you trust their boyfriend? Last I heard, and granted I'm totally out of date with everything these days, he was an MHSer, which means I will be eternally unable to fling any criticism at him for fear of the hypocrisy gods smiting me good. Seems like a lovely laddie, from what I hear/see/smell/prophesise.
12. Have you ever had a 'naughty' dream about your friend?
Eh? Wot? No!
13. Has your friend ever had a 'naughty' dream about you?
Yes. Absolutely. I mean, thanks to my 'super powered dream scanner' I can find out these things. Also, did you know that Tony Blair dreams about cheese in a two piece?
14. Could you ever have a crush on your friend? Oh? Is THAT the time? Well, I really should be getting along to the next...
15. Could you ever be in love with your friend? ...question. Well, these aren't getting any less odd, are they? I don't know. Maybe if I had a trike?
16. Have you already? What? Had a trike, or been in love with Perri? Because my parents were jerks, and shortchanged me. I only ever had TWO wheels, cheap bastids. Furthermore, no.
17. ? I see the Riddler has been here and gone. Batman, where are you?
18. What is the worst thing your friend has ever done to you? Meh, naw. No bad stuff... mebbe that time she charmed me into forgetting my cue to get on stage, causing an, uh, embarrassing few moments alone on stage grinning the desperate grin of a lemur that realises that it's standing on a crocodile.
19. What is the worst thing you have done to your friend? (Don't say nothing 'cause that would be a lie)? Eh, I don't know... been quick to judge? Been demanding? Missed the point? One of those.
20. Are you a liar? Tch. When circumstances call for it.
21. Is your friend a liar? I would say the same is probably true of Perri, though she presumably has more compunctions than I.
22. Are you calling me a liar? No. (HA!)
23. Who is the one guy you would like to see your friend with? Hmn. Od. Yessir, Od. Think Norse.
24. Is this the same guy your friend would like to see herself with? Only if she's the mythological character I'm obviously assuming that she is. Duh!
25. Who do you think your friend would like to see you with? Ah, fuck. I'm going to go out on a limb and say someone, anyone, who doesn't make me compromise too much, but tones down my politics a leetle. Or, at least, the rhetorical terms in which I express them.
26. Is this the same person you want to be with? I kinda like yelling at young liberals... but hey. I don't know. I've never been out with a hypothetical athropomorphic personification (thank you Pratchett) of my own desires before. Well shit. Now I'm not ever sure what that means.
27. What is your friends best physical feature? Bwahaha. Where would you like me to start?
28. Worst? (don't say nothing because that would be a lie)? Honest to god, Perri, no lies, I cannot, cannot, cannot think of anything.
29. Do you ever wish your friend would just fall off the face of the earth? (don't lie)Tch. Only because it would mean that I'd never have to meet another new lady and think 'Yeeeah, but she's no Perri'
30. What is a hobby that your friend has that annoys you to no end? Hmph. Letting me talk myself into knots.
31. Why does it annoy you? It doesn't rrreally... but it CAN make me feel like I'm a little behind the eight ball.
32. Have you ever trash-talked your friend? Meaning what now?
33. Have you ever competed with your friend and gloated when you won? Hmph, not to remember... but it rather sounds like something I might do.
34. Have you ever competed with your friend and wanted to kill her when she won? Never!
35. Why is there so much violence in today's world? Since the cold war, a rise in ethno-nationalistic and religious conflict has seen the world plunged into a series of on the one hand almost medieval race-wars, and on the other highly sophisticaed global conflicts with borderless sects, equally stupid. Also, more people are jealous of Perri these days.
36. Have you been completely honest in this survey? Sure! Why the hell not?
37. Do you know that liars go to hell? Yeah, but only like the third circle, by Dante. I *think*
38. And all they get to look at is old wrinkly men and women? Oh, fabulous, because I'd hate to be looking at old people with smooth skin! I'd be worried!
39. Playing Twist?...the horror. The horror!
40. Are you sure you aren't lying? You've got me. I'm afraid that I always lie. Even now.
In other news, I filled out your damn quiz, Perri, now drink coffee with me before I leave for NSW, capice?