Some things for you!

[jaspernotochord]

For the past 48 hours, I have not slept. It's academia time, suckaniggas

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Doctor's Orders:

[eyeshakingking]

Spend more time on facebook.

Speaking of insomnia, have you ever read this book:


?

It's just as shitty as you might have assumed. BUT IT'S FUNNY!!! CUZ IT'S A JOKE.

Lookit heyah:


AL PACINO IS GUN FUCK ROBIN WILLIAMS UP!!! Like the book (which this was not based on) The Insomnia movie is also painfully shitty. Avoid at all costs.

Does listening to Pharoah Sanders make one smarter?

Re: Doctor's Orders:

[jaspernotochord]

Facebook is a foul temptress! Once I spent four hours doing a homework assignments that should've taken me 15 minutes because I was on facebook. However, what's cool about facebook is that it gives me the ability to passively stalk people, which is always a good thing.

Nah, I don't read, because reading is for homosexuals. OMG, JK! ^__%
(cat with an eye infection)
I don't watch movies either, because movies are for heterosexuals. OMG, JK! :-h
(guy eating coat hanger)

Listening to Pharoah Sanders not only makes you smarter, but also more appealling to the ladies, yo. Yao Ming?

Re: Doctor's Orders:

[eyeshakingking]

I know way too many people who use facebook "to chase pussy". To me it seems as though meeting folks on facebook is like sex without cumming. Think about that one.

Cat with an eye infection? bwahahaha

I dunno, mang. Last time I namedropped Pharoah at a drunken slop fest I got more raised eyebrows than spread legs. Hmmm. Maybe I should apply to Berklee er sumfin. You ever hear Jewels of Thought? That's some a-class yodeling right there.

Here's the real shit

[jaspernotochord]

Man, just give it up and listen to Franz Ferdinand.

Re: Here's the real shit

[jaspernotochord]

Raised eyebrows ===> spread legs.

GUARTANTEED!

Better yet...

[jaspernotochord]

Talk about Sublime and Pink Floyd in succession.