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jaspernotochord

Don stepped outside...

Mar 21, 2005 17:15

My God, Slint was absolutely mindblowing.

Openned with For Dinner... and closed with Good Morning Captain. Between those, I think they may have gone through their entire catalogue. An entire career's worth of material spanned in 90 minutes? Yes, it's not a lot of material but each song was honed down to a fucking needle point. McMahan said they ( Read more... )

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andiftheygetme April 3 2005, 20:57:09 UTC

that imitation fight at that party was hot even though i spilled piss-beer on my getup.

Even ze Germans have zeir leemeets... jaspernotochord April 3 2005, 23:54:25 UTC

DO YOU WANT TO DIE, FUNNY MAN?!

Re: Even ze Germans have zeir leemeets... andiftheygetme April 4 2005, 03:58:32 UTC

only if my death is oscillatory and congruent

Re: Even ze Germans have zeir leemeets... jaspernotochord April 4 2005, 04:24:43 UTC

Gerard stepped outside. A small black box fell from his anus followed by a river of bloodied feces.

"I was always good at hide and seek," he contemplated.

Re: Even ze Germans have zeir leemeets... andiftheygetme April 4 2005, 15:07:17 UTC

my favorite album by Silver Testicles Banging Together
frenetically fucked me in the ears
as I impaled myself on my seven foot sword
and thanked the calculus gods that my dick was only four inches long.
As I died in a river of mango tang
I hypothesized frantically
"Why was the answer to that math problem a swastika?"
Deciding not to sweat it, I grew out my fingernails.

Re: Even ze Germans have zeir leemeets... jaspernotochord April 4 2005, 16:51:53 UTC

Gerard placed his hands on his genitals and applied slight pressure.

"The lead singer of My Stem Cell Romance look just like my girl friend from 7th grade. It's just...so hot."

Gerard found himself covered in a film of shame shortly afterwards. His face grew red, even though no one was watching him. His face grew redder. And redder. Until his capilaries burst and his face was a swollen slab of steak. He took a big swig of Olive Oil.

"I was always good at Hide and Seek," he said, stroking a large tub of Crisco.

Re: Even ze Germans have zeir leemeets... andiftheygetme April 4 2005, 17:01:01 UTC

slint practiced the fuck out of their songs
producing razor-like precision
a razor... a thin sharp blade
tiny
like your phallic protrusion
but as everyone knows...
it's the motion of the ocean
not the size of the waves and oscillations.

Re: Even ze Germans have zeir leemeets... jaspernotochord April 4 2005, 17:04:29 UTC

Slint pees on your family
Because they're that good
And whether you realize it
You've actually spent the last seven years
Taking multivitamins to get high
And rubbing yourself with Low Fat Cooking Spray
Because you are a fucking douche machine

HEYO!

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