There's a Drought at the Fountain of Youth...
Well it may appear that I have returned! Not much to update over the week, aside from Victoria was absent up until Friday and I cried everyday she was gone it was soo sad!! (No really!)
My ankle is STILL sore from 2 Fridays ago, and I think I'm gonna go to the doctor this week cuz it could be fractured or something.
Dunno.
I kinda stole my stepmom's Metallica cds and I've been listening addictively, but isn't that what you should do with Metallica music?
Bernard. It is the ultimate word. The word that of which Victoria and I discuss at great lengths. Cool name? Or pure evil? It's up to you, and you were just in the Washic zone.
Speakings of the great Victorious one and I:
Gretchin: large penis!
Jason: bungcheez what is happenening
Gretchin: absolutly nothing. I had a dream I had to go hiking with Lisa Horgas and we had to eat these ham and cheese sandwiches with way too much mayo on them and the bread was soaking in water
Jason: ewwww i have re-occuring dreams where bill tries to kill me
Gretchin: eeeeeee creepy
Jason: i know I had one like 2 nights ago and one time I had a dream he tried to rape me and i kicked his ass
Gretchin: eee that's creepy, but at least you kicked his ass!
...
Jason: you sexy thing
Gretchin: lmao
...
Jason: holy shit a dog just ran into me!
...
Jason: i think ive heard mechanical animals before and thats some fucked up stoner shit lmao
Gretchin: yay! i'm looking at my BoohBah
...
Jason: oh yes shes such a badass loose cannon cop on the EDGE
Gretchin: oh fo' sho'!
Gretchin: But as long as I get free stuff, i'll be nice
Jason: word to your grandmother
...
Gretchin: im gettin on there right now to check, so ha!
Jason: CHECK FOR AIDS
...
Jason: weedle
Jason: travis is going to be soo pissed off tomarrow
Gretchin: does he think that metallica is his or something?
Jason: yup
Jason: -.-
Jason: and afi and all those other good bands
Gretchin: all property of Travis Hudson
Jason: oh yes. Travis Bernard Hudson owns Metallica, Slayer, AFI, Primus, Pantera, and those stupid hippy bands he likes
Gretchin: lol
Jason: hah
Gretchin: Bernard???
Gretchin: really? Tony's a buttface anyway
Jason: you didnt know that?
Gretchin: the face was for Bernard. No I didn't know that
Jason: lol i think its cute. people with weird middle names rock
Gretchin: I dislike the name Bernard. I also STRONGLY dislike Grace!
Jason: why dont you like bernard?
Gretchin: I dunno, it sounds poopy. It reminds me of the color brown. and trench coats that are an icky tan color
...
Gretchin: Yay! Hey you know that Trey kid with the Used hoodie that comes to English sometimes?
Jason: trey palton. the one that tiff asked out 'for me'
Jason: lol yes
Gretchin: oh yeah! anyway, I had a dream last night that he liked the Muppets..he was obsessed with them, and he made us go see the Muppets LIVE and I kept pulling his hair and he got all mad.
Jason: rotflmao!!!
Jason: thats...terrifying
Gretchin: I know. The MUppets? And my mom drove us there and on the drive over he kept pinching my arm! it hurt
Jason: lololol im going to pee on you
...
Jason: Pierced from below, souls of my treacherous past
Betrayed by many, now ornaments dripping above
Jason: pierced from below, doesnt that sound like a...um....lol
Gretchin: ok. yeah it does
...
Jason: i have a cat in my ass
Gretchin: I'm so jealous!
Jason: lol you should be
Gretchin: I know!
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Ok I'm bored with that. Now... I have a plan to turn my giant backyard into a 'Snowman House of Horror' based on a Calvin and Hobbes comic I found with twisted death-oriented snowmen, and I'm hoping to get my cousin and the Dotts boys to help...maybe even Victoria and Timmay if possible!!
More info on that later...I want to get married to Sam soooo bad.
SAM IF YOU'RE READING I LOVE YOU SOOOO MUCH I CANT WAIT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES.
Here's a song I keep listening to:
--The Outlaw Torn--
And now I wait my whole lifetime
For you
And now I wait my whole lifetime
For you
I ride the dirt, I ride the tide
For you
I search the outside, search inside
For you
To take back what you left me
I know I'll always burn to be
The one who seeks so I may find
And now I wait my whole lifetime
My outlaw torn
My outlaw torn
And I'm torn
So on I wait my whole lifetime
For you
So on I wait my whole lifetime
For you
The more I search, the more my need
For you
The more I bless, the more I bleed
For you
You make me smash the clock and feel
I'd rather die behind the wheel
Time was never on my side
So on I wait my whole lifetime
My outlaw torn
My outlaw torn
My outlaw torn
And I'm torn
Hear me
And if close my mind in fear
Please pry it open
See me
And if my face becomes sincere
Beware
Hold me
And when I start to come undone
Stitch me together
Save me
And when you see me strut
Remind me of what left this outlaw torn
Later on,
--Jx13
My ankle is STILL sore from 2 Fridays ago, and I think I'm gonna go to the doctor this week cuz it could be fractured or something.
Dunno.
I kinda stole my stepmom's Metallica cds and I've been listening addictively, but isn't that what you should do with Metallica music?
Bernard. It is the ultimate word. The word that of which Victoria and I discuss at great lengths. Cool name? Or pure evil? It's up to you, and you were just in the Washic zone.
Speakings of the great Victorious one and I:
Gretchin: large penis!
Jason: bungcheez what is happenening
Gretchin: absolutly nothing. I had a dream I had to go hiking with Lisa Horgas and we had to eat these ham and cheese sandwiches with way too much mayo on them and the bread was soaking in water
Jason: ewwww i have re-occuring dreams where bill tries to kill me
Gretchin: eeeeeee creepy
Jason: i know I had one like 2 nights ago and one time I had a dream he tried to rape me and i kicked his ass
Gretchin: eee that's creepy, but at least you kicked his ass!
...
Jason: you sexy thing
Gretchin: lmao
...
Jason: holy shit a dog just ran into me!
...
Jason: i think ive heard mechanical animals before and thats some fucked up stoner shit lmao
Gretchin: yay! i'm looking at my BoohBah
...
Jason: oh yes shes such a badass loose cannon cop on the EDGE
Gretchin: oh fo' sho'!
Gretchin: But as long as I get free stuff, i'll be nice
Jason: word to your grandmother
...
Gretchin: im gettin on there right now to check, so ha!
Jason: CHECK FOR AIDS
...
Jason: weedle
Jason: travis is going to be soo pissed off tomarrow
Gretchin: does he think that metallica is his or something?
Jason: yup
Jason: -.-
Jason: and afi and all those other good bands
Gretchin: all property of Travis Hudson
Jason: oh yes. Travis Bernard Hudson owns Metallica, Slayer, AFI, Primus, Pantera, and those stupid hippy bands he likes
Gretchin: lol
Jason: hah
Gretchin: Bernard???
Gretchin: really? Tony's a buttface anyway
Jason: you didnt know that?
Gretchin: the face was for Bernard. No I didn't know that
Jason: lol i think its cute. people with weird middle names rock
Gretchin: I dislike the name Bernard. I also STRONGLY dislike Grace!
Jason: why dont you like bernard?
Gretchin: I dunno, it sounds poopy. It reminds me of the color brown. and trench coats that are an icky tan color
...
Gretchin: Yay! Hey you know that Trey kid with the Used hoodie that comes to English sometimes?
Jason: trey palton. the one that tiff asked out 'for me'
Jason: lol yes
Gretchin: oh yeah! anyway, I had a dream last night that he liked the Muppets..he was obsessed with them, and he made us go see the Muppets LIVE and I kept pulling his hair and he got all mad.
Jason: rotflmao!!!
Jason: thats...terrifying
Gretchin: I know. The MUppets? And my mom drove us there and on the drive over he kept pinching my arm! it hurt
Jason: lololol im going to pee on you
...
Jason: Pierced from below, souls of my treacherous past
Betrayed by many, now ornaments dripping above
Jason: pierced from below, doesnt that sound like a...um....lol
Gretchin: ok. yeah it does
...
Jason: i have a cat in my ass
Gretchin: I'm so jealous!
Jason: lol you should be
Gretchin: I know!
---
Ok I'm bored with that. Now... I have a plan to turn my giant backyard into a 'Snowman House of Horror' based on a Calvin and Hobbes comic I found with twisted death-oriented snowmen, and I'm hoping to get my cousin and the Dotts boys to help...maybe even Victoria and Timmay if possible!!
More info on that later...I want to get married to Sam soooo bad.
SAM IF YOU'RE READING I LOVE YOU SOOOO MUCH I CANT WAIT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES.
Here's a song I keep listening to:
--The Outlaw Torn--
And now I wait my whole lifetime
For you
And now I wait my whole lifetime
For you
I ride the dirt, I ride the tide
For you
I search the outside, search inside
For you
To take back what you left me
I know I'll always burn to be
The one who seeks so I may find
And now I wait my whole lifetime
My outlaw torn
My outlaw torn
And I'm torn
So on I wait my whole lifetime
For you
So on I wait my whole lifetime
For you
The more I search, the more my need
For you
The more I bless, the more I bleed
For you
You make me smash the clock and feel
I'd rather die behind the wheel
Time was never on my side
So on I wait my whole lifetime
My outlaw torn
My outlaw torn
My outlaw torn
And I'm torn
Hear me
And if close my mind in fear
Please pry it open
See me
And if my face becomes sincere
Beware
Hold me
And when I start to come undone
Stitch me together
Save me
And when you see me strut
Remind me of what left this outlaw torn
Later on,
--Jx13